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Embroidered logos, I’ll consider it. Heat transfers, get in the bin.

It was a beautiful day.

Chris Sutton beat him to it in the last round. It was painful to listen to.

Just train an AI model on Kenneth Wolstenholme and use that for every match. I don’t mean ‘66 Wolstenhome either, I want prime 90’s Football Italia Wolstenholme.

We could also bag Redmond and Romeu on frees this season! Exciting times!

Imagine Enzo telling Rudkin to extend Vestergaard's contract as a test to see how stupid the club really is.

I'm not even mad anymore. It's more how laughably predicable and myopic our player recruitment is.

Rudkin delving into his usual deep knowledge of football and scouting:

He truly is a lipid filled, orange bin bag. Nato leaders agree not to mention World Cup to Donald Trump to avoid irritating him

In a post on social media, Reeves says: I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead. It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won’t stop him.

It does feel like football is leaning into Sports Entertainment rather than actual Sport sometimes.

I hope Nige has booked a glider with a really, really long banner for this by-election campaign.

Fifa has hit back at Uefa in the war of words over the lifting of the USA striker Folarin Balogun’s suspension by accusing it of hypocrisy in its condemnation of the decision. In a statement attributed to the chair of Fifa’s disciplinary committee, Mohammad Al Kamali, published before the USA’s last-16 defeat by Belgium, Fifa insisted that “the overturning of red cards is a common disciplinary measure” in Uefa-affiliated leagues, “yet this has never raised concerns about crossing any ‘red line’”. Fifa’s statement defended the controversial decision to lift Balogun’s ban, describing it as “a balanced measure” and “nothing new in the modern game”. What an unbelievably thick response from FIFA!

Get it you waffle munchers! I’ll be slathering my porridge in mayonnaise this morning. 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪

Let it rain Ronny, let it rain.

Tactical masterclass by Martinez, minimal effort for 91 minutes so you’ve preserved enough energy to actual play when you go behind. Spectacular.

Thank ****!

Roberto Martinez’s agent must be the smoothest mutha****er alive.

This is boring AF but I tuned in for Ronaldo tears, if I switch off now that would be like going to an air show and leaving before the plane crash

“I’ve never seen anything like it,” he said. “So I saw the play, and I’m a person that loves sports and was a good athlete. I understand sports really well. Really well. Trump added: “We’re going to have a full team, and Belgium is going to have a full team, and you know what? If they beat us, then they can be really proud. The other way, if they beat us ... I say it was rigged, just like the election was rigged in 2020.” ****ing unreal!

When your protégé manages to out-corrupt you:

“Everyone that really loves the sport and trusts ethics and integrity, I think we celebrate all that decision,” Pochettino said. “We were punished enough against Bosnia Herzegovina to play with 10 men for 30 minutes [because of] a decision that was completely unfair … 99.9% of people agree there was an unfair red card.” So not only have they introduced quarters, they've now introduced Sin Bins. Cool.

Get in!! Get the matchsticks out. Have a great day everyone.