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Ah. Keep seeing 18 months quoted.

Southampton getting Ivan Jurić in. Weird planning for the Championship.

Surely Hamza's your man.

I know it was one game and I know he didn't have long to train with the team so it's all guess work, but definitely get the sense that Ruud is going to be one of the most pragmatic managers we've had for a long while.

I hope Glover has a contingency signing up his sleeve.

You already get the sense a few of the players would run through a brick wall for Ruud.

He's certainly getting enough practice with this "defence".

Wet...paper...bag

I'm happy and willing.

We really should be drawing up a rota to provide Mads with Secret Service level protection off the pitch. I'll take a bullet for that man to stop Ward getting back in the side.

I watched that with a high level of anxiety. They were playing fast and loose with that cycle track. I once made the mistake of straying into a Dutch cycle track and it's not a mistake you make twice.

Do you know how many reclaimed wooden clogs it probably took to make that floor?! Get water ring stain on that and you'll be sanding it for hours!

Use a coaster mate.

Yes but why have you got a model of John Bishop?

Absolutely saturated in Cooper sweat still.

Oh god I hope we can tempt Gerrard back to these shores.

“I want to work in an organisation with a clear vision,” Van Nistelrooy told AD. “And I want to work in a two-person unit with a technical director. I think that construction is very important. Then you can focus much better on your work as head coach.” Oh ****

And didn't Enzo credit Pellegrini for some of his coaching philosophy also! Top devising his recruitment strategy.

Remember when there was talk of being sponsored by Russian energy companies... ah good times.

He's Jamaican now.

#familyclub

The constant comparisons to Lampard are kind of baffling.

But do they have Premier League experience....