21st Century Fox

Joe Aribo was Russell Martin’s 5th most used player. He played 78% of matches RM was in charge for at Southampton. May God have mercy on our souls.

Remember when a fan had a heart attack and play was stopped and Russell Martin actually used that as an excuse for it ruining Southampton’s momentum in his post match interview!!! Seriously, we must only be one stamp away on our Southampton Loyalty Card until we get another free reject. The poison nepo dwarf and his ****ing Renfield are so detached from anything remotely close to what could be considered reality.

Who would’ve thought one of the Dildo Brothers would end up with historic allegations

So many Saints fans are guzzling the Cool Aid right now.

Trawl through the photos taken today to look for angles with the least empty seats and then barrage us with memories of the great day.

The commentator: “For the fans who’ve turned out… in decent numbers”

A1 | Available: 495 | Unavailable: 392 | Total: 887 | 55.8% free A2 | Available: 480 | Unavailable: 474 | Total: 954 | 50.3% free B1 | Available: 0 | Unavailable: 1090 | Total: 1090 | 0.0% free B2 | Available: 1 | Unavailable: 603 | Total: 604 | 0.2% free B3 | Available: 0 | Unavailable: 1036 | Total: 1036 | 0.0% free C1 | Available: 35 | Unavailable: 943 | Total: 978 | 3.6% free G1 | Available: 903 | Unavailable: 90 | Total: 993 | 90.9% free G2 | Available: 864 | Unavailable: 133 | Total: 997 | 86.7% free H1 | Available: 1051 | Unavailable: 344 | Total: 1395 | 75.3% free J1 | Available: 415 | Unavailable: 531 | Total: 946 | 43.9% free J2 | Available: 137 | Unavailable: 739 | Total: 876 | 15.6% free J3 | Available: 471 | Unavailable: 399 | Total: 870 | 54.1% free K1 | Available: 401 | Unavailable: 131 | Total: 532 | 75.4% free KW | Available: 304 | Unavailable: 299 | Total: 603 | 50.4% free L1 | Available: 0 | Unavailable: 848 | Total: 848 | 0.0% free SK1 | Available: 1940 | Unavailable: 296 | Total: 2236 | 86.8% free SK2 | Available: 1222 | Unavailable: 592 | Total: 1814 | 67.4% free SK3 | Available: 711 | Unavailable: 317 | Total: 1028 | 69.2% free SK4 | Available: 1575 | Unavailable: 473 | Total: 2048 | 76.9% free WH | Available: 544 | Unavailable: 223 | Total: 767 | 70.9% free ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── TOTAL | Available: 11549 | Unavailable: 9953 | Total: 21502 | 46.3% unavailable This has only gone up by 503 since yesterday. Unless they're putting some of the free tickets into the closed stands, it's not much of an uptake.

I'd like a collar... but can it look like a duck's beak trying to attack my larynx, thanks.

A1 | Available: 823 | Unavailable: 64 | Total: 887 | 92.8% free A2 | Available: 274 | Unavailable: 680 | Total: 954 | 28.7% free B1 | Available: 11 | Unavailable: 1079 | Total: 1090 | 1.0% free B2 | Available: 0 | Unavailable: 604 | Total: 604 | 0.0% free B3 | Available: 0 | Unavailable: 1036 | Total: 1036 | 0.0% free C1 | Available: 41 | Unavailable: 937 | Total: 978 | 4.2% free G1 | Available: 915 | Unavailable: 78 | Total: 993 | 92.1% free G2 | Available: 862 | Unavailable: 135 | Total: 997 | 86.5% free H1 | Available: 1078 | Unavailable: 317 | Total: 1395 | 77.3% free J1 | Available: 498 | Unavailable: 448 | Total: 946 | 52.6% free J2 | Available: 158 | Unavailable: 718 | Total: 876 | 18.0% free J3 | Available: 514 | Unavailable: 356 | Total: 870 | 59.1% free K1 | Available: 405 | Unavailable: 127 | Total: 532 | 76.1% free KW | Available: 324 | Unavailable: 279 | Total: 603 | 53.7% free L1 | Available: 0 | Unavailable: 848 | Total: 848 | 0.0% free SK1 | Available: 1955 | Unavailable: 281 | Total: 2236 | 87.4% free SK2 | Available: 1278 | Unavailable: 536 | Total: 1814 | 70.5% free SK3 | Available: 738 | Unavailable: 290 | Total: 1028 | 71.8% free SK4 | Available: 1617 | Unavailable: 431 | Total: 2048 | 79.0% free WH | Available: 561 | Unavailable: 206 | Total: 767 | 73.1% free ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── TOTAL | Available: 12052 | Unavailable: 9450 | Total: 21502 | 43.9% unavailable Giving them away is slightly helping...

The club don't deserve a shirt like that. Each player should be smeared in diarrhoea with a number drawn with a finger on their back until they get out of League One.

This started off with a level of schadenfreude but it's just deeply, deeply pathetic now. 5000/1 is actually going to be the ratio of Thai Influencers to paying supporters.

Not if the tickets ARE the charity!

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"Hi guys, for my first training session I'll be coaching you in c*ntishness, after that we've got a session on lethargically walking around the middle of the pitch, followed by "how to throw a hissy fit". I hope you'll all take something away from this and build on it in your own careers."

A1 | Available: 848 | Unavailable: 39 | Total: 887 | 95.6% free A2 | Available: 284 | Unavailable: 670 | Total: 954 | 29.8% free B1 | Available: 20 | Unavailable: 1070 | Total: 1090 | 1.8% free B2 | Available: 0 | Unavailable: 604 | Total: 604 | 0.0% free B3 | Available: 3 | Unavailable: 1033 | Total: 1036 | 0.3% free C1 | Available: 46 | Unavailable: 932 | Total: 978 | 4.7% free G1 | Available: 931 | Unavailable: 62 | Total: 993 | 93.8% free G2 | Available: 865 | Unavailable: 132 | Total: 997 | 86.8% free H1 | Available: 1098 | Unavailable: 297 | Total: 1395 | 78.7% free J1 | Available: 533 | Unavailable: 413 | Total: 946 | 56.3% free J2 | Available: 189 | Unavailable: 687 | Total: 876 | 21.6% free J3 | Available: 558 | Unavailable: 312 | Total: 870 | 64.1% free K1 | Available: 474 | Unavailable: 58 | Total: 532 | 89.1% free KW | Available: 346 | Unavailable: 257 | Total: 603 | 57.4% free L1 | Available: 755 | Unavailable: 93 | Total: 848 | 89.0% free SK1 | Available: 1961 | Unavailable: 275 | Total: 2236 | 87.7% free SK2 | Available: 1321 | Unavailable: 493 | Total: 1814 | 72.8% free SK3 | Available: 746 | Unavailable: 282 | Total: 1028 | 72.6% free SK4 | Available: 1635 | Unavailable: 413 | Total: 2048 | 79.8% free WH | Available: 585 | Unavailable: 182 | Total: 767 | 76.3% free ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── TOTAL | Available: 13198 | Unavailable: 8304 | Total: 21502 | 38.6% unavailable I wonder whether they're relocating seats that had been purchased in the North Stand into A1 and A2. It's all an approximation.

Ah, I think A1 and A2 were closed when I saw it go to general sale. I thought B2 hadn't been on sale but I think someone mentioned they had a ticket there.

B1 | Available: 11 | Unavailable: 1079 | Total: 1090 | 1.0% free B2 | Available: 0 | Unavailable: 604 | Total: 604 | 0.0% free B3 | Available: 3 | Unavailable: 1033 | Total: 1036 | 0.3% free C1 | Available: 46 | Unavailable: 932 | Total: 978 | 4.7% free G1 | Available: 930 | Unavailable: 63 | Total: 993 | 93.7% free G2 | Available: 865 | Unavailable: 132 | Total: 997 | 86.8% free H1 | Available: 1098 | Unavailable: 297 | Total: 1395 | 78.7% free J1 | Available: 533 | Unavailable: 413 | Total: 946 | 56.3% free J2 | Available: 189 | Unavailable: 687 | Total: 876 | 21.6% free J3 | Available: 560 | Unavailable: 310 | Total: 870 | 64.4% free K1 | Available: 474 | Unavailable: 58 | Total: 532 | 89.1% free KW | Available: 342 | Unavailable: 261 | Total: 603 | 56.7% free L1 | Available: 757 | Unavailable: 91 | Total: 848 | 89.3% free SK1 | Available: 1961 | Unavailable: 275 | Total: 2236 | 87.7% free SK2 | Available: 1320 | Unavailable: 494 | Total: 1814 | 72.8% free SK3 | Available: 746 | Unavailable: 282 | Total: 1028 | 72.6% free SK4 | Available: 1637 | Unavailable: 411 | Total: 2048 | 79.9% free WH | Available: 585 | Unavailable: 182 | Total: 767 | 76.3% free ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── TOTAL | Available: 12057 | Unavailable: 7604 | Total: 19661 | 38.7% unavailable

Could “All-Stars” be in breach of trading standards? It’s like one of those Winter Wonderlands with dogs for reindeers.

You call it wasted energy, I call it cathartic.

Say “we were in League One once” without actually saying “we were in League One once”.

Intern in charge of organising this: Sir, they keep saying no! What do we do? Rudkin: Don’t worry Lad. Fetches a box file marked “Players we definitely tried to sign under Cooper”.

“All-star" refers to a team, group, or event composed entirely of the most outstanding, celebrated, or highly regarded performers in a specific field

Where’s Eden Hazard?