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Reminder that this Newcastle midfield cost well in excess of £150m and their attack cost over £120m.

Mavididi is such a waste of space in games where we're not expected to attack. He's not a counter attacking winger.

It's incredible how many shots we concede. On target for another 30+ game.

Newcastle look all over the place here.

What do you mean too good for youth football? Got to be better than nothing?

Is Alves even playing that well for the U21s? Never really seen his name come up outside of FoxesTalkers who think he's the reincarnated Stanley Matthews.

I assume he wants pace on the counter. Buonanotte to come off the bench for the last half hour.

El Khannouss is starting.

7pm on a sunday is horrible for fans.

And you have people asking if you can stand up to let them pass.

Why do you tell yourself this blatant lie?

Nah this is all sob story. You wanted to go to the pub to watch another football match so you left early. Just say it as it is?

Probably more of a "we noticed you weren't at the game, do you realise there's a resale platform?" type email.

Does KDH come with £60m in his pocket?

He's got two settings. The first is a slow, lackadaisical approach where he jogs about and doesn't impact the play. The other is when he's charging about the pitch using his pace and strength to get after the ball and make things happen. When he's in the first mode he's a liability but when he's on it I don't see any Premier League midfielder coping with his physicality. He's got the ability to walk all over other sides.

Hermansen - 7 Justin - 6 Coady - 8 - MOTM Vestergaard - 7 Kristiansen - 6 Soumare - 7 Ndidi - 7 McAteer - 6 El Khannouss - 6 Ayew - 4 Vardy - 8

Nah not having it. If you've got somewhere to be then give your ticket to someone who would give their right arm to support the club.

United making Ruud look very, very good.

Jesus christ that is awful. He'll be lucky to be alive from an accident like that.

I can't believe they're doubling down on it as opposed to cutting ties. Was such an open goal for the club and they've missed. Again.

I would love it. Just one opportunity to stick it to the creep.

The second that it dawns on him is absolutely phenomenal. The way his face drops.

For me this is THE Leicester City picture. Mr LCFC silencing the lambs. I think it's a travesty that he never got a statue of this.

Yeah I just think that UFS have a bit of weight behind them as almost the unofficial supporter group. It's taken 10 years or whatever it's been of them lobbying for safe standing in SK4 and I think they can push to get it in other areas. I think their voice is certainly much louder than a few blokes in L1. Doesn't affect me as such because I don't sit there but I can see the club clamping down on persistent standing in non-safe standing areas and I don't think that would be particularly fair on the people that sit there. So yeah, great that safe standing is coming to the KP but IMO UFS have the voice to ensure that it isn't just restricted to SK4 and it'd be nice if they could help the other areas of the stadium whose match experience could get worse through no fault of their own.

I don't think either player would cost that much.