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So that’s Soule & Hlozek who we’ve flirted with and they’ve decided to go for someone better looking, sensational.

That picture of Rudkin rigged out in full training gear, having a pint of what I assume is Diet Coke is making me unreasonably angry

Thought this was a disastrous window 2 weeks ago, god knows what it’s classed as now. It’s been said a million times but to have a worse starting XI than last season when promoted is an absolute crime. A hammering on Monday and heads should roll (they won’t)

"Bell Ayew again lad..."

Pffft, our fans can be pretty hostile when riled up.

It's getting to the point now where I don't even think Ayew would sign. Why would he leave a stable club like Palace & join this absolute dumpster fire

Not even gonna bother asking for the FBref stats because it just isn't going to be us is it

That's a great window to be fair

By our standards this is actually pretty early on in the process, not even had a percy bomb dropped yet have we? I reckon Fab just got the scoop early doors.

The timing suggests we got knocked back on Fotis & went for Hlozek instead doesn't it?

I don't think you can get any worse value for money than Danny Ward at £12m or Soumare at 20m euros. Special mention to our Riyad Mahrez replacement Ghezzal, he was woeful

“The players are crying out for fresh blood” In strolls London based pensioner Jordan Ayew on a 3 year deal

This link has been the turd that won’t flush all summer. Why do we need another De Cordova-Reid? Got Coopers stink all over this window

Be nice to not have Kane score a hat-trick 0-3 Spurs

5PM.

It's a photoshop from a crap transfers page on FB.

I've been buzzing about this signing all day & only now realized I've been thinking he's Patrick Schick. Never seen Hlozek play

10 Million That's what you call value for money

Rudkin: so we’ve identified a couple of striker/attacking midfielder options, which would you rather we pursue?