notnow john

The lads that deliver laundry equipment are usually weightlifters, Clean and press.

Sign on, surely!

Spot on P. I often watch quadrophenia just to see him get a good kicking.

Which one of Vincent Tan's entourage told him that was a good look.

Trying to imagine a postie in an Armani uniform keeping letters in a mulberry bag.

Are there no health and safety laws!!

Sledging used to be great fun but now you meet people who threaten to break your arm!!

Insurance companies run at a loss? Altruism and insurance companies, You do talk some gonads!

I had one for £1200 last month, leave the HMRC alone,they know what they're doing!

You'll be wetting yourself when the shoe tree arrives then!

Why does the premises of a kitchen unit manufacturer have an effect?

JFK. The lost bullet. Looks like it was that Oswald bloke after all !!

Oh dear, hope you've plenty of brownie points in the bank, it will stink and there will be little creepies everywhere.Good luck

Lovely day off been tidying the garden up planting a few bulbs etc. Completely spoilt by the clown next doors non stop whistling. A relentless out of tune, The lion sleeps tonight. When I could take no more, I went inside, opened the windows and put Henry Cow on full blast .Try whistling along to that,tosser!!

Often wondered what happened to them,look forward to seeing them on Autumnwatch!

I had a similar experience a couple of years ago and I know frustrating it is.The worst thing was the worry that it wasnt healing as expected and i couldn't find out why. The company I worked for decided it was cheaper to send me private than paying me to stay At home! Anyway good luck.

Well done mate ,how long 'til you're fully qualified?

Not sampled yet.Its still infusing.It seems to have been been a bumper year for sloes.

I've tried sloe vodka and mulberry gin this year.

Don't know ho you manage to stay so rational. I'd be flipping fuming!

Is there not a train? Trains in Italy are usually very good.

I'm not one to give anybody relationship advice but neither of you sound happy.Good luck. ( I was going to say give her the elbow but seemed insensitive.)

Lewis was asked if he had considered coming out of retirement, he said no. He was the asked how much would he want to fight Klitchko. He jokingly said 100 million.

Is it possible to block the shopping channels?