notnow john

My favourite Savage story. During his spell as a pundit in the 2010 World Cup in S.A. he struck a friendship with David Moyes and most mornings they went out for a run together, Robbie became fascinated with David’s watch that displayed their altitude as they travelled across the high veltd. On one occasion he asked his usual question, “ how high are we now Dave” Moyes replied “Robbie we’re on the beach “

Maybe he just thinks he’s crap!

Heard from a Liverpool relative that the tribunal deciding on the amount LFC have to pay us for Trey Nyoni has reached a valuation but it will not be made public ! Seems a bit odd, who would benefit from such secrecy? They had to pay Fulham £4.75 million for Harvey Elliot and that was over 5years ago. So how much have they coughed up?

Watched last night’s headline act. 5 oldies playing various instruments and singing. And that was it! No pyrotechnics No dancing No dress code No snappy one liners No Palestinian flags Just MUSIC. Is this the future?

And never gets another job I football !

You gotta Rohl with it.

Is there any other possibilities in the Saudi league? Nuno and the chap at wolves have been outstanding.. Now it appears Brazil are considering a manager from that league instead of Ancilloti. I’m asking you as our guru of world football ,

Well, I was working for a well known pie maker (fluer di lys) as a maintenance engineer when I got my genitalia caught in a pastry roller. And she only got a written warning !!

Am I the only one who was actually sacked for a mistake ?? You all seem to have got away with far bigger balls up than I was dismissed for.

There’s a new four year contract in the pipeline - apparently.

Should have been stopped,Benn could have been seriously injured in the last round!

Relagation was made an incontrovertible certainty on Sunday. We’ve been a dead man walking for at least two months.

Speechless

Sold out in minutes! Apparently.

Coady will be hard to shift unless it’s a loan with us paying most of his excessive wages. Vestergarrd and Faes may be more amenable to a lower wage to play top flight somewhere. World cup next year.

Get prepared for a shock!

Of course, one shit season won’t define us. City have and always will be my team.

That surprises me. Why ?

Watched Worksop Town yesterday,Ben Grist had a steady game,clearly playing to instructions. He has a bit of pace and looked o.k , nothing more but good experience for him. Probably a 6.5 performance.

It was reported ,when we recruited Enzo that we had employed a consultancy company to find a manager that fitted our required profile. I don’t know how accurate that is.

Is there an app for it? Asking for a friend.

Just when I thought I was out,they pull me back in.

I had visions of a small child stamping their feet.

This is probably true. The player who has destroyed epl defences,looked out of his depth in both games.

I’ve been walking out on 85 mins for years and that seems to be catching on!