notnow john

Do you snore?

How much evidence do you need,surely any threat of violence is treated with "zero tolerance". It must be bad for business.

WD40

I agree, I'm disappointed in Ken did he have to say --goping

They always say drink lots ,it's agony to piss and they tell you to drink lots Anyway hope it soon passes.

The two incidents involving the Chinese lad,Guam and Woods exposes the hypocrisy of golf. Woods signed for the wrong score,the penalty is disqualification but because its Tiger they find an Obscure rule with a tenuous link and allow him to continue.14year old Guam is the only player to be Penalised for slow play. This just proves that the moral high ground claimed by the sport of golf is total bollox and expediency Is in fact the overriding rule. Please don't pretend the sport has any less cheats than other sports.

Sounds like you're being hounded,do you have any leads?

I'd be looking at a member of staff who knew of your cleaning obsession as all these areas are checked Before premises are locked up!!!

So you've finally finished assembling your lads bedroom furniture.

Saw him a couple of years ago,thought he was excellent. Not for everyone , no swearing or bodily fluid jokes.

Yes Celtic do have a vociferous minority that is pro I.R.A. Just as Rangers have pro UDA/UDA supporters. Charles Green,Rangers owner claims that Rangers and Celtic will be in the English league within five years And to deny them would be tantamount to a restraint of trade. Why on earth would F.A try and integrate such rabid sectarianism and compound our own problems. Hopefully in eighteen months they will be an independent country. And the question of joining the English pyramid Will be dead forever

I hate reckless driving too .

I never thought of it like that, the Martin Peters of Longbridge

Austin Alegro

Priceless

I was reading in a golf mag the other day that Nike have copied his old clubs so his new clubs are exactly the same. The problem is the Nike ball has different properties from the titelist. Personally I don't normally keep a ball long enough to get used to a particular ball flight!

Do any you use a belly putter? It seemed, until last weekend they would almost certainly be banned but now the PGA commissioner has come out in Favour of them. It could mean the two of the majors ban them while the others allow them. May finish up like a local rule! I've tried one without success which is about the same as my normal putting !

That's the murmur I heard.

Oh no! Don't say you've ruined your favourite Jimmy Choo slingbacks with sheep sh*t ! Don't you own a pair of wellos.

My course closed again! Not managed to get a game in yet this year,clubs must be losing a packet !

Quality rant

They'll regret now they've had a chance to mullet over.

Lucky not to get battered ( sorry)

Vijay Singh kicked out of the Pheonix after testing positive for banned growth replacement hormone. Is this the thin end of the wedge?

Sorry Andy, I didn't realise it was you,thought you were the tugger that gave my misses his card and told her to ring him'!!!!!!