fazzyfox

A ridiculous suggestion that the best league in the world should be polluted by the presence of tin pot Mickey Mouse clubs, farcical. I mean Derby County ffs!

Apparently Rudkin accepted payment by cheque then ran around town all afternoon looking for a bank branch that opens on a Sunday

He’s a soup-er player

Thrashed them, never in doubt, no stress, easy peasy

Rice is boiling over

Wonder if anyone left early to beat the traffic ?

We need to take them on, run at them, we could have Benes on toast

Oh s**t!

I was just going to say “It’s as if Toney has 50 grand on a 2-1 win” but thought that could be libellous so didn’t post it.

DO NOT RETREAT. DO NOT RETREAT. DO NOT…..

Scenes

Well done young man stepping up when the seniors and leaders have been AWOL

I actually feel sorry for the Slovaks classic hit shousery

2 CF’s? Ooooooh ambition, adventure, bravery…..for 2 f***ing minutes

Wouldn’t a fresh Trent Alexander Arnold be better than this s*****ed out Walker?

Giving a flair player 6 minutes, oooh Gareth how brave, did you have a blue smartie in your packed lunch

Again, Guehi had Saka on 20 yards ahead but plays it backwards instead

Almost every long ball has failed, short balls are getting us nowhere, it’s the bottling out of any medium (20 yards or so) length pass that carries the faintest risk of not coming off that is costing us. Why are we persisting with the over hot long balls that just give it away every time ?

Apparently they’ve switched this onto the comedy channel in Scotland

I need subtitles now as Keane has reached that pitch that only dogs can hear

I’d have Trent on for Walker, Gordon for Foden and Palmer for Kane as a false 9 to get closer link up with Bellingham

They need hypnotherapy the lot of them They look like frightened rabbits (or deer?) in the headlights. This is football not root canal dentistry, if you’re tensed up you over hit passes and make sloppy mistakes. Look at their eyes and body language they’re petrified and stagestruck.

Deserve it, they’ve got in behind us a few times

Great block Guehi but desperate stuff