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It was perfectly intelligible, I caught something about Vardy having the winning bid on a bit of Clarence Cliff pottery for £700

“Bilal, your first goal, an assist…..please give the MOTM award to Ndidi, Townsend’s p***ed!”

What is this strange feeling I’m having, forgotten what it’s like to be left smiling. And what exactly are these “Babbles” their fans blow? Baubles perhaps? And the ref looked nothing like Brian Cant?

I can see us getting a point out of this at least now

The token Faes brain fart

Not super, smashing or great by Bowen there

Boo, token soft goal

Leicester have their Patson Hip hip hip hooray Leicester have their Patson and he’s scoring goals today

Go on Patson gerrin there!

The living legend that is Bobby DeCordova-Reid. Build the f*****g statue! Hang on, offside.

Pint for Coady

Come on lads, dig in, could be a pivotal result in our season, no switching off . Maybe play a bit down their end, good way to kill time!

A hearty rendition of "Potter, he's on the dole, Potter Potter, he's on the dole" followed by "You're just a workshy B****rd, you're just a workshy B*****d" please

I can see a 1-1, us coming out of the traps enthusiastically, taking the lead, conceding a late soft equaliser and being happy clapped and back patted for being so so unlucky. However a point and some positive signs of directional change is something I'd settle for right now.

There seems to be a common thread in these team selection arguments. Were obliged to field 11 players (not by the laws of the game but it's the general etiquette to do so) but no one can find 11 they rate . I do see the arguments though, playing with ten men the 11th guy, the one you've left out doesn't make an awful back pass, play people onside, run into danger or ball juggle on the edge of the box, it would be one less liability vs the demands of being one man down, it's a dilemma. I would be all for leaving players out for a lack of effort such as Tielemans and Soumare in 22-23 but if people aren't having Faes, Vestergaard, Coady, Wilf or Choudhury where do we go, Okoli and Justin at CB, sorry he's on the out list too, Okoli and Filbert or a brave new 1 CB formation? Hopefully be brave enough to pick Buonanotte, Bilal and Mavididi behind a CF, probably Vardy. In midfield Wilf and Skipp until Winks is fit. I'd then go Choudhury, Okoli, Vestergaard, VK, possibly the weakest defence in our PL history but a couple of the bomb scares removed.

The other day I was looking at the options we have up front beyond Vardy, bearing in my mind Ayew can come on and play centrally sometimes, Daka's season hasn't really started for him yet, Cannon's away on loan......I genuinely forgot we had Edouard, that's the impact he's had. So far......

"Oh I love your English TV. There was thish guy Rod Hull, he went like thish and Parkinshon he fell over the shofa, it was sho funny guysh." "Boss what about our defensive formation though, what do you want us to do?" "And I should have shaid, there was an Emu on his arm, sho funny" "You want us to peck and wrestle with West Ham? Is that the plan boss?"

I can count at least 7 games potentially more interesting than Arsenal v Man U and Villa v West Ham. Please broadcasters take note. A real mixed draw, a lot of boring ones but several great days for minnows, slightly better than some years.

I predict an upset , I predict an upset, c’mon Harrogate!

Surprised to see QPR struggling I thought they looked on the up in the 2nd half of last season.

Home…… to……QPR OK With that

Accrington Stanley…..“Who are they” ?

Pep is bricking himself now

Ha ha ha, well done Dubbo