fazzyfox

As I was saying our visionary line up will surely facilitate the high likelihood of an early goal for us

No goals in that midfield, no through balls from Vestergaard, if Palace double up on our wingers we have the combined creativity of a boiled potato. Not a minted one, a plain one.

And he hasn’t picked Edouard

Reading the list from the bottom upwards is like a recreation of a typical night in Brannigans

The PL have announced our revised fixture list for December:- 25th 20:00 Newcastle (A) ref Coote 26th 12:30 Southampton (A) ref Coote 27th 12:30 Liverpool (A) ref Coote 27th 15:00 Brighton (A) ref that one from Roma 28th 12:00 Man City (H) ref Coote 29th 12:00 Man City (A) ref Coote 30th 12:00 Man City (A) BONUS MATCH! ref Coote

They’ll change the rules now that we’ve identified the loopholes for them but too late to charge us, you could say closing the barn doors after the fox has bolted

Can we have a poster of the legal dude in the next match day programme? What a waste of money on legal fees by the PL though, could have been spent on footballs, training kits and facilities for kids instead, yet another unaccountable money wasting authority

Pint for De Marco

How about the FA sending us a ref who is up to speed with the new thresholds of allowed physicality? One that can not come out of the game having more touches of the ball than Vardy? One that communicates his decisions clearly with confidence and not arrogance? Don't give me "He got most of the big decisions right", he ripped the flow right out of the game and just couldn't handle the tempo combined with the new allowance of physicality thresholds. Correctly sent our free kicks and throws back to the correct positions whilst ignoring Villa players stealing ten yards every time. Allowed them to have a running dialogue with him and complains when we try. I noticed throughout the game Villa had multiple players around the ref, I thought it was the case in the last couple of years that only the player directly involved in an incident and the captain were allowed to approach the ref. Has this changed or is it based on a club badge basis?

He was warming up with a medicine ball but dropped it onto his foot.

Without re-opening the overall subject I wonder how many fans left the Everton game early thinking it was ending 2-0. Do they let away fans out early?

Arabians, lock up your petrified pussies, West Ham have sold Zouma to Al Orobah. Is he aware that the Saudi punishment for Kitty kicking is foot amputation?

No money? No worry, the barter system is an option. Ten crates of juicy Oranges and a straw donkey, appropriate as he’s been taking the pith with his effort levels.

An afternoon of reminiscing ahead, when Youri trots out at 2:30 for a light relaxed jog memories of Fulham away in the relegation season will come flooding back

Cornet to Southampton. That’s a scoop from Fazzyfox

Whilst I’ve never thought “oh s**t they’ve got Jordan Ayew” when we’ve faced him in the past he will fit in quickly, won’t be phased by anything in the Premier League and along with Decordova-Reid and Mavididi could offer coverage for multiple positions potentially saving us from trying to bloat the squad, stretching the budget to capacity. Considering our situation it seems a reasonable acquisition and one that doesn’t necessarily have “relegation” written all over it, we’re starting to look better on paper than that but are we a 6,8,10 point deduction better than that?

Poole’s save against Stoke, there was clear daylight between the ball and net, I slumped down, a goal is inevitable then somehow he kept it out, reminded me of a Gordon Banks save, clawing it out when it seems impossible. Kasper in the Cup Final, I daren’t ever watch a replay of that match as he ain’t keeping that out twice!

Strange feeling this morning, like I went for an hour of root canal dentistry last night but came out with the fit dental assistants phone number, happy days

Well done lads, up against it and turned the tide. Tons to do but there will be easier games. Right, popcorn and an hour on the Fighting Cock (it’s a Spurs forum to be clear)

Well done lads, up against it and turned the tide. Tons to do but there will be easier games. Right, popcorn and an hour on the Fighting Cock (it’s a Spurs forum to be clear)

Soumares “running” style just looks like a light warm up jog not a cut and thrust premier league game

Kristianson getting some quality service in

You are witnessing a living legend doing his thing. Lap it up, breathe it in, feel those goosebumps

Gerrin, a well deserved equaliser