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Without taking away from our achievement, being 1-0 up at home to a team who have lost 7 on the trot then losing 2-1 is a bit, ooh what’s the word, oh yeah - Spursey !

Find him a local lass Get him hooked on Crusty cobs, nowhere does them better Get him loyalty cards for all the shops in the Haymarket

They have that in Latin embroidered into their crest don’t they?

Don’t forget to do the trophy room tour on your way out folks!

We’re into “big 6” added premium time…..

Had feint hopes of a 1-1, now 3-0 loss, a red card for Vestergaard and Vardy having a go about service as he’s subbed on 65 minutes, oh happy days

The ref sang it when Ruud handed him the team sheet!

Maybe it looked so unbelievable Trump has called it “fake news” and has had it removed!

I thought you were going to say only 8 starters, now they’ve seen our team sheet!

Forget water breaks, our forwards will want a Horlicks break every half hour.

North London emergency plumbers attending the Spurs stadium have discovered the stench stinking the place out was coming from a pair of team sheets

vs Fulham Ayew tucked so far infield that when an attack broke down (often), one ball out wide and they were 2 vs 1 on Justin. He didn’t even try to come over and track Robinson who had the freedom of the pitch. Throw him on when the opposition are getting tired but from the start he’s just not at the races when it comes to being competitive. And yes Mavididi’s tracking was awful and lazy too and without the excuse of age. I would have gone for wing backs with 2 up front or with 2 no 10’s.

Start spreading the news, he’s leaving today, he wants to be a part of it, he’s going to wake up in a city that never sleeps, be a number nine……

I thought it may be to satisfy some world time zone but couldn’t see one it benefits particularly . It’s like a blindfolded chimpanzee picked a random number from a hat (I don’t mean Martin Keown making a cup draw!)

Sorry, for a moment I thought it said 7 pm on a Sunday night hang on duh, Sunday night = Countryfile, call the midwife, midsummer murders not Premier League, or any, football ffs. Almost feel sorry for the Utd fans navigating train routes back to Kent.

On close detailed inspection I can see that Ruud may have a point

He'll fit right in here then

He’s been fired

We're 5 days on from the Fulham debacle, what would be new today that wasn't an issue on Monday? That would likely be the incoming transfer situation, either an argument about it or being told that next to nothing will be happening, otherwise why not leave Monday if that is the case? Maybe he's got flu and can't do the Press Conference? I don't want to hear another press conference anyway, 100% full of cliches about "maximum effort", "100%" and "trying everything" then watching them give up running back and subbing the liveliest players.

Just realised that the game is only being moved to Sunday as Spurs have a European game tonight. With their squad paper thin, riddled with injuries and low in confidence, the travel, the pressure on Ange, us having those extra days rest could really swing the balance. Might only be 2-0 to Spurs now

Jack Grealish in “actually does something” shocker!

I wonder if Sky will even bother sending any reporter to Seagrave on deadline day? The poor so and so, I’d bring a book or three to read, he’d be better off going to Loch Ness with his camera in hope of seeing a monster. It’s like me hanging around Heathrow Airport in the hope that Kylie jets in to declare her undying love for me. After a few weekends you just face the fact it’s not happening and stop going (b**ch)!

A City Centre-half close to the man they're supposed to be marking, those were the days!