fazzyfox

Scotlands best hope is Robertson getting round the back and putting a ball across the 6 yard box,, he at least makes things happen

What’s happening, it’s like a school playground game

Oh Scheisse

Although I quite like it it reminds me of the series of the apprentice where everything a team designed looked a bit like poo which made Alan Sugar go ballistic. At least we now know where that apprentice candidate found eventual employment .

It happened to me, my feet, waist, chest and head were level but my d*** was deemed to be 2 yards offside

Taylor “What do you mean Attwell has popped out for a Bratwurst, I can’t just stand here pretending to chat to him….”

Doubt he’ll do it but sometimes the introduction of a new element in game 3 can turn things around, go with Rice, Bellingham, Foden in midfield and bring Palmer or Gordon in.

“We’ve just got to be better with and without the ball” ah yes those two minor elements of the game, who’d have thought they’d have come into relevance at a football tournament.

I bet even the smiley McClaren face bloke isn’t smiling after that

“That wasn’t half bad” ”No, both halves were bad”

“There’s a lot more to get out of these players”

This night can still be saved……what time’s Emmerdale on

He’s definitely gone off the boil 2nd half

Wowzer, Safegate must have had jam on his muesli this morning, he’s gone all adventurous on us

David Batty & Carlton Palmer ?

Time for a break Wind Far-too early.

Wow, I’d not considered Klopp an option but what a thought, this squad with his tempo, style and positivity, I’m literally drooling

If we retreat much deeper we’ll be lining up behind our goal for the second half kick off.

You’re right, I like him a lot but I’ve barely noticed he’s there, centre midfield has been Rice carrying it upfield alone and Bellingham trying to get close to Kane. Trent seems to have inherited the Mason Mount role of strolling around pointing and not getting involved, the game passing him by.

A lot of sloppiness again, is it stage fright, do they need counselling and hypnotism / meditation? I’m serious, they’ve got the touch and passing confidence of Daniel Amartey on a bad day.

I wouldn’t say it ‘s a diabolically soft bumpy breaking up pitch but Walker went for a slide tackle and discovered a crop of potatoes

Oh bother Deserved though.

The result of the Vestergaard inevitable booking sweepstake is 26th minute folks, 26th minute

I liked Paul Cooper, I sussed his penalty save technique and copied it to good effect / luck. Basically drift slightly more towards one post, hang both of your arms to that side like a gibbon and the taker will always go for the opposite side. Or laugh. Also cracked me up if he didn't get an offside decision he'd spend the next few minutes making glasses gestures at the linesman!

McGinn on bake off tonight making a Swiss Roll