Bilsthorpe Blue

Apologies if they have been posted before, can't be arsed to look Patient: "Doctor, one minute I feel like I'm Donald Duck, the next I feel I'm like Micky Mouse" Doctor: "Exactly how long have you been having these Disney spells?" Patient: "Doctor, I can't stop singing Delilah" Doctor: "You've got the Tom Jones syndrome" Patient: "Wow is that rare?" Doctor: "Well it's not unusual"

I can't see him playing for Leicester again, the first time fair enough, the players forgave him and he was back to his usual self playing wise, but to put in another transfer request a couple of days before the end of the window with Man City needing someone to replace Sane I'm sure the senior pros will be pi££ed of with him. Let him go on a free transfer but have a 90% sell on clause, if he stays it will only end in tears. Just my opinion

He's going nowhere, Appleton's got him in a headlock and Puel said don't let him go until 23.01

Just a thought with the festive spirit with us all could some clever person on computers come up with an Adrien Silva advent calendar as a countdown to when he's eligible to play, my only request is a picture of his missus for Xmas day

I live on Deerdale Lane where the adrenalin jungle is, not technically in Bilsthorpe. Yes absolutely love the area

Might be good looking but not a patch on Frankie Wortho, When I was a nipper I used to wait and get autographs after the game there was one match when the 3 degrees (for the young ones google them) were presented on the pitch at half time, I managed to get their autographs when they came out of the hospitality suite at the Filbert Street end, I'm sure he followed very shortly afterwards.

Moved from Melton 8 years ago, live next door to one the last few years have been brilliant, don't need to say anything must be the smug look on my face when I see him

MUGS - different shapes some parallel some tapered, different heights, large handles, small handles. When it's my turn to make them it's a pain in the backside carrying them down the stairs, scolded fingers and then the lads moaning they only have half a cup!! Rant over!! Before anyone says "how about a tray" Don't you think I've enough to carry

I think Dyche has found his club with Burnley a bit like Howe at Bournemouth. Both are used to working on a shoestring budget Its his get out of jail card "we haven't got the pound notes other clubs have" Rava or Brendan Rodgers for me IF they would come. Its sad but I can't see anyone wanting to come here at the moment

Fcuking fax machines!!!!!!!

You're going to get battered for this!!

If it helps to seal the deal, if he signs I promise to do all my shopping at Iceland, someone get on the blower to Rudders

Anybody worried that Man U will offer de gea and money for Ronaldo then come in for Kasper. I am

Wow last 2 matches - Spurs away at Wembley, then week later FA Cup Final at Wembley

I'm sure his agent had already put the feelers out to potential clubs way before he released the statement. As most are saying, his heart wasn't in it for the majority of this season. The owners are in a difficult position, refuse to sell him and have a Payet on their hands, or sell him and there will be question marks over there ambitions possibly leading to a couple of others following suit. Buckle up your seatbelts it's going to be a bumpy close season. My main worry is the head of recruitment Must say though it's been a privilege to watch him at his best, absolutely unplayable at times