jimsmallman

Why on earth are Blackburn not playing at the weekend? How has that happened, fixtures wise?

I can only presume that Gary has a bet on Hull.

WINKS IS COMING ON WHAT THE ACTUAL FLIP

Hull’s manager losing it is pretty funny to be fair

I love that the crowd cheered when JJ took the ball for the penalty. Good lad. Universally loved. Everyone else is still garbage obvs.

What in gods name is happening

The sheer lack of effort and desire is shocking no wait it isn’t

Conceded and not one of them looked bothered. Wasilewski or Huth would have knocked Begovic out for that.

You’re bang on here. Very deliberately designed to split the fanbase. Cynical.

Only player who looked like he cared at the final whistle was Jordan James. Who we don’t even own. And for some reason, didn’t start. Get these horrible mercenaries out of my club. Why on earth is Mukasa seen as a better player than Page? Fatawu is beyond garbage, just living off hype. Winks is crap and has a honking attitude. I always try to tell my lad that hate is a strong word. But I hate this squad. The management of the club. The owners. Everything. We will be here after all these pr*cks have gone. But doesn’t stop it being absolutely abhorrent right now.

GET IN THE BIN MUKASA

We are garbage. Absolutely garbage. There is not even the slightest of sparks. Must win game and haven’t turned up. Rotten. Entire team should leave Fratton Park and slowly walk into the sea and let the ocean reclaim them.

Handball but who cares. We don’t deserve anything better. We’ve shown absolutely nothing in this game to say otherwise. Garbage.

OF COURSE

“Battled” to a 0-0 at the break. Better than I thought it would be. Game itself is even worse than I expected. Garbage. But there’s a glimmer of hope. Pompey to score within the first minute of the second half.

“Leicester can be so dangerous on transition” When? Ten years ago?

Every commentators mistaken belief that Abdul is the second coming of Maradona and Romario rolled into one is baffling. Surely someone has watched him before?

In what world, in a match that we are desperate to win, do you take the one lad who has at least tried in every game out of the lineup (Skipp) and replace him with someone who has played one good game in his entire time for us (WBA home two years ago)? I just… good lord.

This is going to be one of the worst performances in the history of the club. An absolute sh*tshow. Regardless of how Pompey do tonight, I have never looked at a fixture and thought it's more nailed on that we will be at least three goals down by half time. And guaranteed to be down to ten men. If I was Rowett I'd just walk into the sea at half time, Reginald Perrin style.

I actually heard someone on the concourse at the Preston game saying that the players have been told to lose by the owners so we can blame the six points. Whilst it’s a fun conspiracy theory, the reality is they’re just all crap 😂

Absolutely shambolic performance from every single player. Not one deserves to be paid. Of the last three games, all three teams we’ve played have been doggo and yet we are still worse. We are down. Imagine having to go to a fired up Fratton Park with these ingrates needing to get a win. Every single one of them is mentally weak and has one eye on the nice new contract that their agent will get them because they’re “too good to play in League One”. I hate them all. Send Mukasa back to Man City after that absolute horror of a free kick. Let’s hope whoever chooses to buy Abdul hasn’t actually watched him this season and just buys him because he’s young and quick because his decision making might be the worst I’ve ever seen. Cheers for all this, Rudkin. A series of awful managers, a team full of overpaid mercenaries and not one single effective footballer that we actually own. You’ve ruined us. You’ll ensure Rowett or someone else gets the blame. I have no idea how you can sleep at night.

Not true. Booing lasted a fair while then the fans who stayed loudly sang “you’re not fit to wear the shirt”.

Getting to the business end of the season now. Just scheduled some really nice stuff from the Sunderland game ten years ago to the IG account today. Posts will be coming up all through the day up until 7pm, and the next few weeks are probably going to get a bit crazy. Do give the account a follow if you would like to be distracted from the horror of this season. https://www.instagram.com/lcfc5000to1 I actually got paid to be at that game as I was filming an ad for Virgin Media that week, so I interviewed a few fans before and after the game and then watched the match from Sunderland hospitality seating near the press box. I promised myself I wouldn't celebrate the goals but couldn't help it - fair play to the Sunderland fans around me, they were all surprisingly sound about it and wished us luck for the rest of the season. Would have given my left arm to actually be in the away end though, looked amazing from where I was.

Another player who is, bless him, completely crap.

I feel sorry for him because he has the most disinterested, spoiled, lazy players to try and pick from. I would love to see him just smack one of them just once. Not like a closed fist sucker punch. More like an open handed slap around the chops.