jimsmallman

It's absolutely not paying a lot of money. My mate nearly applied for it but he already makes more money working for an IT consultancy. I reckon the reserve keeper wages equivalent is probably about right, if not less.

A mate of mine who works in analytics told me about this vacancy the other day. He says it shows that we're clearly working towards better long-term goals as a club and it's a big positive step for the club to be run better.

We will have the first shot of the game, and then another 19 or 20 during the game, Riis will score one. All of the other shots will not be on target. 85 per cent possession, so a clear upward trend. Another big positive to go with the amazing training this week. Team rotated to include all the experience because the children won’t listen to Martin’s tactical genius. 1-3 Doncaster. O’Hora error, McCarthy error, one of the young lads on as a sub makes the slightest of errors leading to an eventual goal but he gets all the blame and misses the next ten games.

Of course. Makes him look like a genius for beating a “brilliant manager” I’d love just one manager to say something like “of course we knew how to approach the game. He’s the most predictable, no plan b, stuck in his ways manager in history”

On the day of our lord? No chance. Rudkin will be at church praying to keep his job.

I can vaguely understand why BDCR gets picked, even if I disagree with it. After Tuesday I would rather Thomas play than McFarlane. Although hopefully soon we have JJ RB and Aluko LB. But Okoli? You’d have to be smoking crack to pick him. I am a better CB than him and I haven’t played a competitive game since I was at Heathfield and I’m 48 now with a hernia. 3-0 Peterborough after an Okoli mistake, O’Hora mistake and McCarthy mistake. The holy trinity of brainfarts.

I can't wait till the bell learns that his football doesn't work

We are absolutely nailed on doomed for this match. Savage giving it the big 'un at the final whistle like when he returned to us with Birmingham. Won't matter, Martin will survive again.

There's a decent player in there. Martin is making a lot of decent players look worse than they are as literally nobody is playing to their strengths. Not even the players he's signed. I think it'll help Braybrooke having competition from Smallbone so he's not under a ton of pressure for a young lad.

We had 20 or so shots and 4 on target. Do you think for the rest of the week they could stop training passing the ball sideways and maybe try to be able to hit a barn door? At the end only Emil Riis looked bothered. Hes a pro. Everyone else is absolute doggo.

Riis is an actual professional at least.

Doyle couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat

The excuse will be that it’s not the first eleven blah blah blah But STEVENAGE - and not a full strength side at that - have completely figured out how to beat us. Like everyone else. Because there is no plan b. Martin is the biggest charlatan in football history.

ALL OF YOU GET IN THE F’N BIN

Souttar’s head is shaped like Kryten