jimsmallman

There’s someone available on a free who has just captained his country at a World Cup. Come on home, Jordan Ayew

Well, I like it (obviously the sponsor is awful). Why has it taken us being in League One to get something much more individual than the kits of recent years?

I watched him play at Inverness once! Back when I was super into groundhopping.

Yep. Was mentioned on a few X accounts today, and he's listed on the Academy staff page now on the club website - https://www.lcfc.com/academy-men-academy-staff

Steve "there's only one R in" Morison is now loans manager, apparently.

Today is the last day of his contract. I haven't had a drink for 28 years, so if someone could down several bottles of champagne for me this evening in honor of this I would be grateful. DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

It's the best thing Chat GPT or Claude or Grok can come up with. It's AI nonsense. Although probably bookmark this post for when the real kit is announced and we use half that verbiage

Hopefully Jonathan Bland. He's good and all but it's mainly because I'm mates with his dad and I want to briefly have that unbeatable buzz of being vaguely ITK.

Sadler and Hughes gone is fantastic news. Now who gets the credit for making those decisions? I hope it’s either Martin or McCarron.

Even better, his uncle is The Cat from Red Dwarf. Not sure why that makes me so happy. Ah yes. Because I'm old.

Someone at the club learns how budgets and finances work.

THIS. Let's wait and see if Martin actually picks the bell or not. New Mercury lad might be the clickbatiest journo yet (and that's saying something).

I don’t think it’s possible to find a more smug picture in the entire universe

Skubala isn’t leaving Lincoln for us. Never in a million years. Hes doing great there, no matter how “big” we are he isn’t coming to this basket case of a club. Challinor or Wilshere might though.

Big Harry. Awful hair but a good lad.

Correct!

I’m telling you now LT will score ten goals next season

Has Souttar got the worst “regular” haircut in our team? Discuss. Looks like his nan cut it

They’re too busy taking the p*ss out of Arsenal

No sauce though. That's "too foreign"

I hate seeing people who try to look sad after their team has been relegated so they can get on the telly. You should be angry. Was good to see Sky focusing on a few King Power and a fair few angry people of course. King Power Out

Luke Thomas to get ten goals at least in league one 😈

If we draw there will people who clap. We can’t change them. We needed to get smashed to see some real vitriol.

Ramsey couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat

THERE WE GO THEN