jimsmallman

Key word was “everyone”

Very tidy half that. It’s nowhere near as dull to watch as it has been the last at few years.

Otchere hasn’t done much but you’ve got to be in the right place at the right time so fair play. Not sure what the keeper was complaining for (probably covering for the fact he spilled it)

Great run from Aluko for that goal.

Of course. The key part of my statement was not hating EVERYONE

I really like Louis Page. Gonna be a hell of a player.

It’s so weird watching us play and not hating everyone.

Commentator has already got Okoli and Aluko confused twice. After seven minutes.

Yeah he’s alright.

Absolutely horrible tackle on Alves.

Having been on a digital / social media course for work, they often tell you to humanize your posts as much as possible for a better connection to your audience, blah blah blah, and using first names is one of the suggestions. Which works in some industries, but absolutely does not work when reporting on goals in a friendly game where you're using all the kids. Makes me think that whoever they've got doing the posts during the summer might be an intern with a social media background but no idea about football. A couple of years back if Vardy scored, the post would be "Vardy" not "Jamie", and he's one of our most well-known players ever.

Not going to lie, this is one of the best days in ages so far.

Don’t they still owe us money for Nyoni?

They're slim fit so would size up to allow for shrinkage. (In the wash)

Anyone else noticed that colours seem brighter all of a sudden, and that you can hear the birds singing and it sounds beautiful?

I'll call them whatever they want if they all get out the door

Norwich being in for him is brilliant news. They loved him when he was there on loan so we won't be rumbled if their management looks at their fan forums to check if there's been a meltdown.

GOODBYE SWEET PRINCE

All the trefoil GK kits at the world cup are very plain (usually yellow or green). No shadow print or anything like that.

Adidas stuff is usually a little bit bigger than Puma. So you’ll be fine in a medium.

He's a fantastic keeper. Hope by going there he doesn't stunt his growth - although I'm very glad we won't have to play him again!

I mean when you put it like that, I am positively flaccid.

I hope they're not only selling that new shirt at Summer on the Square. I can't get to Leicester for a bit! It's sad that I'm more excited for that shirt than I am any potential new signings.

There’s someone available on a free who has just captained his country at a World Cup. Come on home, Jordan Ayew