Finnegan

RICKY Lovely by Monga too

It's the main reason I spend every game calling Ayew shit. I'm hoping he bags to troll me.

In my defence, I'm still quite baby faced. If I stood next to Begovic I could probably convince people's he's me da

I've called Dykes shit so many times he's guaranteed to score.

Fml I'm at the time in my life where the ancient footballers are still younger than me.

Oh **** sakes. If Stolarczyk gets injured we'll spend 15m on a goalkeeper tomorrow in a panic and not be able to afford anyone else all year

You say that but other than the goal it was the most exciting bit of the game

That's a VAR red

I think I've worked him out. He's in a spread betting syndicate trying to manufacture the number of free kicks in a game.

Ricky

"Beaten to it by Vestergaard" Not the best moment in anyone's career

According to Sky, the most exciting league in the world

Youse never had me mams angel delight. Thicker than Soumaré

If Page is tired, play Monga. Play Ricardo. Play Begovic. I don't care just get Ayew gone.

Ayew still on.

I'd sub him on for Ayew.

Faes is a significantly better player. Faes makes howling errors. But Okoli is just in a constant state of error.

I don't particularly have greatly more faith in Daka than Ayew to score. Not anymore. But I do think his contributions to all round play would fit this team better. His pace, his link up player, they're just better. I am a bit sick of Cifuentes bringing him on and LEAVING Ayew on. Just swap 'em. I'd have him on for Ayew and Monga on for Mavididi atm tbh.

@Phil Mitchell would

And on current form puts it in row Z

If Ayew had literally any pace that's 2-0 ffs. Steve Howard would have scored that.

Not convinced we can afford to be obliged to spend 15m either

This league is so ****ing shit

Soumare

Ayew is an absolutely terrible focal point for a counter. He doesn't have the pace to stretch the game vertically and he's terrible at dropping, taking the ball and quickly feeding in Fatawu or Mavididi behind him. Our set up to counter is generally awful. He's constantly out wide in the space he should leave to the wingers and never where he should be receiving the ball centrally.