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Going to be some celebratory fish fingers this evening for Harry Haddock.

Association football

Hahahahahahaha

Hurry up lads, bed time.

Thoughts and prayers

Take a leaf out of Withnail & I and just lather yourself in Deep Heat.

Squashies or those Co-op Salt and Vinegar crisps that are so strong they literally make your tongue hurt for days afterwards.

Was the pitch apparently.

Not a shock, Kazak league is of a far higher standard.

Not sure how many have been to the carnival, but the objective of a large proportion of attendees is to get as absolutely wrecked as possible. Behaviour at the thing has been horrendous for decades. Comparing it to Glastonbury is laughable.

Ugh

First tarantula of the year wandered into the living room this evening. Given the weather and the swarms of flies, suspect it'll be a bumper year for the things. Not generally bothered by them, but wife was half way up the stairs when it made it's entrance.

Joking aside, elections very often tend to be on single topics. Cameron - Economy Cameron II - Miliband can't eat a sandwich May - Brexit Deal and not Corbyn Boris - Above Starmer - Not the Torys As much as we ridicule them, I feel fairly sure the next election will be 99% on immigration and the parties trying to out Farage, Farage. Genuinely think he'll win.

Saw a huge plume of smoke when driving back from Stoneygate about 11. Wasn't sure of source but was clearly a biggy.

Bit like Rory and The Masters. Tommy not winning was a stick he was unfairly whacked with just glad people can move on. Did doubt he'd do it this season tbh though!

Donezo

Yeah most of us aren't that old.

Lol!

Gets dark here soon Patrick.

What a drive.

3 up, 2 to go...Just do it man.

Heart in mouth drive there Tommy. Nailed it though.

It's dry!

After putting it in the drink at 15 yesterday he'd probably not agree!