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Sadly some match-going fans I know think he's decent.

Foxes Never Quit #Fearless

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Luke Thomas.

Fans deserve what they get. Bunch of absolute day tripping prawn sandwich eating plebs that have no idea what the concept of football even is.

I'm just so ****ing bored of watching absolute shit like Hamza, BDR, Ayew et al week in week out. Absolute piss weak punch of shite players we have lumbering about and kicking a ball backwards for 90 minutes. Its just so ****ing grim.

Stunning strike from Hamza. Absolute shit player.

If course it does, but Cifuentes is one of the worst managers in our history. Disgusting clueless football, he's genuinely ****ing dreadful. If we had someone at least half competent we'd still be shit but at least trying to make some fist of it.

Come on, you have to accept Cifuentes is absolutely ****ing diabolical?

Easy to see why the Met is in disarray. Not even joking as I work in this field, there must be so many wrongful convictions on the basis of 'coppers intuition'. It gets played up in dramas and film when Coppers become so one track minded and tunnel vision but it is evidently true.

hE hOLds uP tHE bALl wELl (Ie. He holds up the play all of the time)

Watching the seconds tick down on this is genuinely more entertaining than watching us play football.

Professional football from 2nd tier up is ****ing shit. Dull money wank shit. About as much a sport as Darts. The fanfare around it is even shitter. Anyway, evening gents.

I don't even like football

Harvey Barnes also a time traveller

Any more cracks I can slap some paper on?

No AI here fella, all of these photographs have been verified as real by Quest and Really during an episode of 'Is Time Travel Real Ancient Aliens s18?'

ChatGPT doesn't like bald patches or hair loss.

Imagine the pace?!

Which one is Skipp?

Chapeau sir

ChatGPT is your friend

You're right, turns out he was in 'As Time Goes By'.

Interesting that he came to the 90s and all he took back with him to WW1 was Fox Leisure trainers. Such good quality gear compared to now. Trench foot he did not have.

I asked Grok to undress him and it made me even more miserable.

Thats good accuracy and knowledge. But remember, Oliver Skipp is also in the present day, where he looks so obviously out of place. His travel knows no bounds.