SecretPro

Cancelled

Was going to say, we haven't had a striker on the pitch for weeks, months even.

Hes the wank you can't finish after two other wanks.

HOW DARE YOU

#Wonderkid

YES, SILKO COMING ON. ITS IN THE BAG.

Hi, im Jordan Ayew and I like to run really slowly down blind alleys before trying, unsuccessfully, to pass the ball backwards. I also have 2 career goals in 17 years. #FoxesNeverQuit

BRING SILKO THOMAS ON HES GREAT

Eh? Its not finished yet.

Why on earth would you want KP to stay in charge? KP is frankly awful. Vichai was the driver for the clubs success.

Great tip, thanks Debs!

Got bored on Boxing Day so booked a week in Seville in March. Will use the trains as usual to travel around, probably take in Cadiz and Cordoba at least. Should be around 17-21c in the day which is perfect for me wondering around and travelling etc.

You're team putting in so much effort for you.

Still a dreadful player.

90% of our fanbase have Stockholm syndrome.

Under that logic we should have just stuck with Frank McLintock forever.

17 year professional career as a striker. 100 goals in all competitions. Dreadful player.

Shite. Like lower league 2 shite. No idea why Marti loves him. Perhaps he's blind as well as stupid?

1 goal in two shots is decent to be fair

Silko Thomas just secured Marti a new contract. Bellend.

Silko Thomas even made scoring look shit.

Heard it was Silko Thomas trying to blow the final whistle.

Top decided to take off where Sheffield Wednesday left off.