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Like a weirder, grosser feet finder.

Short answer is no but like I said last night, if there are 2 PL clubs interested and you rule out Newcastle and the top 6, along with Everton of course. There is a 2/12 chance that we are one of them. Would you bet against it?

I believe so.

This is true. However... if it's true that 2 PL sides are in for him.... it's not gonna be any of the top 6. It won't be Newcastle. It can't be Everton... so that's a 2/12 chance of it being us and we are run by morons!

I'm pretty sure she started a company called like 15mof (15 minutes of fame) or something like that. She seems to know what she is and is capitalising on it while she can.

We'll string the announcement out until deadline day to make it seem more impressive, along with another out of nowhere signing. But as long as it's done, I don't care.

Right! This is borderline cyber-bullying at this point!

There's no excuse for bitching anymore. The most recent relevant news is pinned atrhe top of the page.

20,000! I'm sure it was McInnes that Maddison played under. He's at Kilmarnock now.

The Sahara Musiala!

The lad clearly wants to follow the footsteps of Temuri Ketsbaia, Ravanelli and Claudio Caniggia!

To be fair, it WOULD be a slight concern. A right footed LB with a right footed winger in front of him. Two right footed CBs to the side and being protected by two right footed Sitting midfielders. In fact. Potentially the only left footed player would be our right winger....You do have to wonder about the balance of the team there.

That IS essentially how Cooper likes to line up on the ball. The RB tucks in to make it a back 3 whilst the LB pushes right up to the LW position with the LWer tucking in to make a second #10. So El Khannouss might very well play instead of Mavididi, meaning when we are on the ball, it's him and Buonnanotte centrally behind the striker.

We are going to make them fight it out! ....Loser signs for us.

The very first post on this thread says Jakub Kaminski. Dixon doesn't seem to know who he's talking about so neither do we... meaning speculation about one of the guys in question seems appropriate.

Why?

I think this is how the world ends... It starts on this page, we break into two factions based on what Kaminski we think we are after. It spills over into the stadium, things get violent. The death toll rises. The right wing of Britain size the opportunity to riot. The left wing follow. Nigel Farage wages in... Starmer retaliates! Puttin gets involved and a newly elected Trump nukes everyone because they ran out of starbars in the Whitehouse canteen! ...just like Mystic Meg predicted.

I see a little silhouetto of a man, El Khannouss El Khannouss, Can you do the Fandango?!

Well yeah, this is the only worry. At this rate, I genuinely believe the only left footer in the team will be our right winger!

It's GOT to be this lad! It makes too much sense! I honestly thought we would either sign another winger or a #10, as well as needing an attacking LB. We're clearly deciding to spend most our cash on the Morocan lad at 10 so getting a LB who can play that specific role that Cooper wants but can also cover the wings is absolutely perfect. That being said, I have no idea if he's any good or not.

One. He'll play on one artificial pitch. Unless the draw Livi or Raith in the cup...

Yeah, not a whole lot to be fair. 8 at RB to and I think a bunch as WB on each side but... if Cooper is set on this LB pushes forward whilst RB tucks in nonsense... it makes sense. The only thing that wouldn't make sense with him there is that he, alongside everyone Cooper has ever known is right footed.

To be honest, I think it lends credibility yo the claim. It means he's heard the name Kaminski but not sure what one, if he was making it up, he would pick one

It also definitely says JAKUB...

Surely it's the one who can play LW,RW,LM,RM,LB and RB...