Torten

Please not OGS, I’d sooner have Bruce

That's terrifying

Get well soon Kev

Looks like his contract ends 2025, so a year left. If he was putting out those stats as a 21-23 year old, I wouldn't mind us taking a pop. All this said, I've never seen him play other than in the play-off games and the games against us and he never set the world on fire. WBA fans would have a better idea.

No thanks unless for very cheap

I'd drag my nose along hot broken glass in a straightjacket if it meant having Gasperini within 20 miles of the KP

With the potential points deduction, we need someone who would be willing to rebuild in the second tier. If we want to be the best team in the championship next year, we have to appoint Daniel Farke.

Will never happen but I'd love Italiano here

Annoyingly the Greedy Six will be a lot weaker this season so it's not impossible they get top 4.

I could honestly see Winks following him there

I was probably more pro-Enzo than a lot on here but no manager or player is bigger than this beautiful football club. Hopefully we can get an appointment in quickly.

Xavi sacked. You can imagine Boehly is the type of idiot who'd appoint him for the big name appeal.

Only one man can save us now

Everton at home followed by Chelsea away followed by Arsenal at home

Claudio and Nigel, who else would be in the running?

Textbook odd behaviour, they do realise they have to win another game to be promoted?

Imagine having the gumption to out yourself as a Tottenham fan these days, honestly would rather have typhoid.

20m is insane money for him, though I do like him

It's about time we started targeting these kind of markets again, a lot of value to be found around here.

Bring Evans home

Hopefully the sponsor is monochrome, other than that a very nice looking kit. Still would prefer Umbro

Brilliant quote, up there with 'chat shit get banged'.

What the fvck is going on

Be well funny now if Ipswich lose

Certainly more than we managed 10 years ago which was 10 if I've calculated it right.