PhillippaT

It turns out that there are probably only 16 or so good sides, and everything else is an addition? In which case, adding more teams isn't going to affect quality much at all, because it's actually pretty bad anyway

New manager bounce? What's one of those? EDIT: 3-0 Japan...

I find my self rooting for Japan here, even if they aren't the underdog... EDIT: That didn't take too long 1-0 Japan Make that 2-0 Japan - good goal

"Quality teams!"

Just four walls they can't get past

ARGH

OOH - Save!

Go Curacao!

And I missed both of them, oh well. (Been out all evening...) What can Curacao do vs Ecuador...?

They couldn't ruffle enough feathers.

I guess there are more cwap teams in Europe than we thought (They had to beat Georgia, Bulgaria, Romania and Kosovo to get here, so...)

Another match needing Benny Hill music for the highlights methinks EDIT: ooh.

Everything but the finish...

We now return to the 5-a-side match...

What if his mother really IS a hamster?

You weren't wrong

Turkey need to wake up fast

I wouldn't know

What's a HOWdration break? EDIT: I guess we're all still asking WHYdration break, though?

Ooh.

Took Brazil long enough /s

If Brazil don't win this next match then...

Meh - unless you want citizenship to work the same way, then... (Note that this will COMPLETELY screw the world over and hand it to China even more than is happening...)

Understandable /s

Still not a drab 0-0 to be found