Pablito

We all know thats what should happen but Brenda will probably bring on Bennet, James and Mendy.

Mendy to get 5 goals in the last 10 minutes!

If Arsenal are still winning that will go down to 1 minute.

At least we can now concentrate on finishing 7th in the league.

Or an own goal.

Can we at least have 1 shot on target please. 20 seconds later we hit the woodwork and force a save 😂

Slapping loads of hair gel on.

Puel in!

Jordan Hendersons B team.

Why are we so crap at corners ?

Yes our passing was very poor.

Just saw Evans smiling as he ran onto the pitch, that means hes scoring from a corner or hes he been told by Brendan to drop a fore-arm smash on Salah.

Until he gets replaced by Gray the headless chicken.

Liverpool really pressing us, 35 minutes gone and not a single shot from us.

My cat went to sleep after the Everton goal.

"being backed to take the Arsenal job" and "close sources" i.e. Paul Merson, Martin Keown and Ray Parlour.All pundits and ex Arsenal players. What a Co-incidence!

I don't care if we win 1 nil or 9 nil as long as Liverpool, Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal and Man Utd all lose. 😎

Just popped on the Red Cafe. A loyal and die hard supporter ( from Canada) said this "Credit to Southmapton, they have been by far the better team, and the hungrier team." and this too "We are making Southampton look like Barcelona" 😂😂😂

BBC football expert Mark Lawrenson has got us down for a 2-1 loss against Brighton 😢

Man City may as well bring on Mahrez, Foden and Jesus and have a real go.

Dodgy penalty later on no doubt.

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

Starting to get a bit nervous.

Arsenal should "break the bank" to bring Leicester City manager Brendan Rodgers to the club, says former player Paul Merson. (Sky Sports) Been on the booze again!

Not a single Leicester goal in Octobers goal of the month pfttt!