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Ok my list... met Muzzy Izzet as he was the patron of wishes 4 kids and he came to see us off when me and a group went off to do the three peaks... nice guy i watched the 1990 World Cup semi at John Elsom's house as I went to school with his son held the door open for Peter Shilton at the Loughborough branch of Lloyds bank - he said 'thanks" to me :-) slept at Don Brennan's house in Essex as my cousin was going out with his daughter... he drove me (half cut) to a party in Colchester!!! Played foootball (a kick about) v one Emile Heskeys brothers... he wasn't that good (jumpers for goal posts) oh... the things I've seen.... Oh... the people I've mixed with!!!

'Doctor, I've got this problem,' a mansays. 'Mysecretary, she loves to giveblow jobs. Every morning when I get to work I get a blow job. She gives me aquick one before I leave for lunch. And before I leave work at the end of theday, she really works me over.' 'So what seems to be the problem?' the doctorasked. 'Well, you see, my wife is a nymphomaniac,' the man continued. 'I service her every morning when we get up. I go home for a quick half houreveryday at lunchtime and then we have a marathon session each night before wego to sleep.' 'I still don't know what your problem is,' said the doctor. 'Well, You see Doc, every time Imasturbate I get these dizzy spells...'

In the pub the other day I was telling that old joke about what you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath. Answer: throw in your washing. We were all having a good laugh about this, when this bloke tapped me on the shoulder and said "I don't find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits." I said "Sorry mate, did he drown?" "No," he said, "he choked on a sock."

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weatherto the same villages and towns...When he arrived at the first house on his route,he was greeted by the whole family there, who all huggedand congratulated him and sent him on his way with acheque for £50.At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch.The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch whisky. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a blonde in her lingerie.She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.When they went downstairs, the blonde fixed him a fullEnglish breakfast: Bacon, Eggs, Sausage & Tomatowith freshly squeezed orange juice.As she was pouring him a cup of steaming coffee,he noticed a one pound coin in the saucer.'All this is just too wonderful for words,' he said, 'but what's the quid for?''Well,' said the blonde,'Last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you.I asked him what I should give you'. He said, 'F**k him.. Give him a quid.'She smiled shyly and said, 'The breakfast was my idea.'

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Amartey & Ndidi as a midfield two?

Just a heads up really...I wasn't aware that the CAA had set out compensation guidance for delayed flights I saw an article on it by chance and was reminded of my (6 hour) delayed flight to NY in the summerSpent 5 mins a couple of days ago filling in a form on The Norwegian air website and referred to the CAA guidance and got a response today offering the full 600 Eur compensation set out in the guidanceThought I'd post here in case others hadn't heard of it as you can claim retrospectively upto 6 yearsCheers,Ben

A duck walks into a pub and asks for a pint and a packet of crisps.The barman is gobsmacked!"You can talk""Of course I can""What are you doing around here?" says the publican."I'm working at the new building site up the road and have about 5 months work here"The man is astonished and asks "What do you do?""I'm a plasterer" says the duck."I've never met a duck that could talk, never mind working as a plasterer" he replies.Anyway, the duck comes in every day for a pint and the weeks soon fly by.One day the circus comes to town and the Ringmaster goes into the pub.The publican can't wait to tell him about the talking duck.Later that day the duck appears and orders his pint and the barman, smiling from ear to ear says, "I've just had the Ringmaster from the circus in here, and he said he would employ you immediately and give you top wages"The duck says, "The Ringmaster!......Does he not run a circus?""That's correct" says the man."The circus! Isn't that where they have that big tent they put up and down all the time?""Yes" says the man."Well what the fvck do they want with a plasterer?"

Got to love a bit of Viz...

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I couldn't find a funny videos so, I thought I'd stick this here... don't watch at work!!!

Great stat and remember that game well.,. Awesome!

Nice article here https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/oct/23/leicester-city-shinji-okazaki-crystal-palace-claudio-ranieri it appears the media are picking up on his smile too!

I agree... really to tough question Vardy didnt didn't do too badly with him last season? However, our style has adapted somewhat since last year and Slimani seems to have a bit more threat... I'd have Slimani above Benteke too

I had a little flick through.... comedy gold!!! Did southernfox ever respond to the thread? Does Southernfox still post on here?

Was outstanding tonight... its clear he has bags of potential... And he's finding his feet and progressing the new bit today is that he was so much more progressive and not afraid to take on the more risky pass... im convinced we have a gem here

Inches away that Huth effort