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Talk about low hanging fruit.

I take it you're not watching this match. They are attacking with quality and intent. Albeit Chelsea's back line trying to deal with it is giving me flashbacks to the worst of last season

"Hah! I rinsed those Turkish bastards for TEN MILLION, Top" n.b. (I personally would accept ₤100,000 worth of funny money for Soumare if they took on his wages)

Decent. But let's remember, that's his best 3 minutes out of 2,286 played for Sevilla.

Sorry to break it to you, but he sucked. Limped around and could barely hit a pass. So bad we had to pull him for Bouba Soumare. But LCFC being such a soft touch, we'll give you 10 mill to make the loan permanent, just in case he turns it around. Deal?

I haven't been so relieved at a home point since Ulloa rescued us v West Ham.

"Run to where the ball was 3 seconds ago" It's like watching a six year old play his first game.

LET THE GOAT EAT

A lot of us are screaming already.

I wasn't going to post the half time stats this season. But this is just epic, must-see splatter-film stuff. The only thing close is the score

If we don't make some huge changes to this team, we may not need the points deduction to beat Derby County's record.

There may still be room on that SpaceX mission

Stop moaning people. You are witnessing a record-breaking event.

If he hasn't, he will after he takes his 20th of this half.

Leicester City Football Club is pleased to confirm LiteFinance as its new Official Loan Shark. - Leicester City announces LiteFinance as Official Financer of Last Resort - LiteFinance provides funding to addicts, poorly managed football clubs, and others shut out of traditional lending markets - Branding irons will be used to threaten deadbeats The partnership represents an exciting moment for the Football Club and a leading “alternative funding source”. Leicester City Commercial Director, Dan Barnett, said: “This collaboration marks an exciting chapter for us as we continue to exhaust our legitimate borrowing options.” “We look forward to working closely with LiteFinance to further elevate the Club's debt as the banking system turns its back on us.” The partnership will see LiteFinance benefit from a wide-ranging sponsorship inventory, including pitch-facing LED advertising, shadowy characters wearing brass knuckles on the touchlines, and unscheduled visits to the executive box. It will also allow them to increase their presence in the broke-football-clubs community and will aim to create memorable experiences for City supporters who don’t mind a walk on the wild side … in cement overshoes. LiteFinance Chief Executive, Kristina “Auntie Knuckles” Leonova, added: “We are excited to embark on this journey with Leicester City, and we don’t anticipate any problems with that wimp Rudkin.”

They've already got more keepers than the rest of the London clubs combined.

Shot nicely avoided by Little Wes

Good competitive half -- fair play. Pep will surely make an adjustment to keep Nkunku out of all that open space.

There we go. 0-8 will do, mind you. No need to match our away record.

Look at the transfer fees and basically we've traded Maddison for a starting midfield duo of Skipp and Winks. On paper, Maddison is easily worth more than their combined value. But for where we are as a club, that duo are more use to us than Maddison.

Albrighton signing vibes. Too bad it isn't the Albrighton signing fee!

Foul on Will Hughes (who was actually the one absorbing the contact). Very poor call. note: Samuel Barrot -- has refereed less than 20 PL matches. If he keeps this up, they’ll bust him back to the Championship along with us.

Must have blown the whistle before the ball was struck? Bad decision by the referee rather than VAR.

Positivity thread?! Did something happen to the Optimistic Bus?