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Contrarian approach, but I like it. Most City fans spell the words right, but make a mess of the players' names. Why not do the opposite

The farce was pulling it out, putting it away, showing a peek of it, bringing in the lino then finally showing it. I thought I was looking at 3 card monte

WTF? Glad to see that red, but this is a farce

The goal was poor, and our response hasn't been much better. Will be interesting to see how they come out after a talking-to from Enzo. I'm optimistic

Nice jammy deflection!

That was 0.999 xG Cesare

should be enough.

first time I’ve had a Poison Dwarf flashback from an Enzo presser Has me thinking “Wilf should be back just in time to tear his other hammy at AFCON”

The probability of that happening, makes 5,000-1 look like a sure thing ...?

I imagine Susan Whelan was plenty excited about signing another "world class destroyer" just two years after Ndidi. If only she'd read that CV a little more carefully.

**** Leeds anyway. I can't believe ESPN are streaming them instead of Nige's lads taking a piece out of Ipswich at Ashton Gate. Vile choice.

City lead the Championship in EVERY passing statistic: completed passes, total distance, progressive distance, completion %, medium-range completion %, long-range completion %. Wait, what is this?! So’ton are edging us on “short” completion % ? Up your game lads.

Best start in Championship history!

Starting to fear we'll be punished for wasting SO many big chances.

This may be the most wasteful I've ever seen us

Easiest chance of Vardy's whole career

The more we bitch about a player, the quicker he scores

This has been way more entertaining than most of our home matches will be this season. Should probably be 4-2 Harsh for them not to credit Mads' save

We've got our next Dane-for-a-decade in goal. Great save.

GOOOOOAL TO THE GIRAFFE!!

Creating so much, how have we not scored?

And we are sometimes going for direct through balls. Not quite what I anticipated.

Everton fans still praying 777 Partners aren't whiffy -- even though they named it after a 1,000-1 slot machine gamble. I think we all know that is going to come up on that middle wheel when it stops spinning.