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Labour does not and has not ‘argued against the existence’ of anyone trans. Such a statement is either laughably misinformed or maliciously disingenuous. On the other hand, the Green Party is so shit hot on women’s rights its published action points online as the election was called included denying women access to caesarean sections. So yeh, a great vote for moral superiority there.

Good opportunity to get a Taylor Swift pun in the headlines imo, she's been sadly neglected by media organisations of late.

With glacial speed, Sunak finally starts to act

Well, predictions don't come much more reliable than this.

BetGate is like Partygate though, it’s having so little immediate impact and I find that deeply frustrating. It’s like watching a film and the creepy music starts and they split up to slowly look around the house. Stop, stay together, turn the fvcking lights on - or sack everyone, in the Tories’ case. How the hell a copper can be suspended but a Tory candidate who has owned up to it remains on the ticket is just all kinds of arghhhhhhh.

“What about my stuff…what about my stuff?!” You'd think most people wouldn’t be stupid enough to ask the cops to go get their cocaine from the house - not little Tommy Ten Names. The cvnt.

He doesn’t live here. Little Tommy Ten Names moved out to Spain, into a property his knuckle dragging fvcktard supporters brought for him with their donations to the Little Tommy Ten Names fighting fund. No doubt this arrest will just trigger another slew of donations to the Nazi grifter from thickos who have little money to spend on themselves or their kids.

In future they should make campaigns a fortnight, not a month. I’ve loved it but I’m bored now and just want election night champagne.

It’s a play on the Tory attack ad on Blair - oddly, one the Advertising Standards Authority told the Tories never to run again because it showed Blair in a ‘dishonest and sinister way’.

Tomorrow’s Daily Record

I still say we should have returned a guilty verdict and recommended death by tickling.

"He said he was still fighting for the seat because he believed in the party’s values." Anyone have the first clue what positive values the Cons have?

Letby sentencing remarks from Judge Goss - https://www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/LETBY-Sentencing-Remarks.pdf

The jury debated the evidence and found her guilty BEYOND REASONABLE DOUBT. Until anyone ponies up new evidence to the contrary, I'm not entertaining notions that she might be innocent anymore than I'm considering there is extraterrestrial life.

Reservoir Dogs 2 looks a bit shit

"I know what we'll do to improve his 'man of the people' image - we'll get him in a pub drinking a pint of water" "A whole pint of water?" "Yes, men in pubs will be able to relate to that!"

I don't know, are you? I can't speak for anyone else.

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Waiting for the new badge reveal now

And Gemmill

Everything I know about Australia:

Tits, just seen this. Do you have cloud access to your work? I've got backup lappys, I can lend you one if you need it.

"I killed them on purpose because I'm not good enough" "I am a horrible evil person" "I am evil I did this" To be fair, I can see how those words written in her own hand could be taken more than one way.