Daggers

“Provide better ticket deals for members. Not just charging them £35 simply as a gateway to buy a ticket, but giving them something back. Simply introducing a member’s reduction of 10% per ticket would be a start.” Did anyone with half a brain get to look over this before you typed it? A 40% increase in prices and your opening gambit is to attempt to negotiate a 10% reduction? Fvck me. It’s like a halfwit from The Apprentice on a shopping task. Just fvcking stand down.

🎼 You’ll never sing that 🎶

We’ve got none. It’s usually awash - but no farms, no paddocks, no businesses, no villages, and nothing in town. Placards are as absent as our ex-MP.

No one gives a fvck about Twitter. KPFC is a business - they will change when people stop throwing money at them.

And still they can’t win.

The safe house is experiencing some non-optimal heat. Can I ask you all to leave your personal possessions and make your way calmly and quietly to the fire exit and assemble outside at the designated area so we can do a roll call. Thank you.

But that exactly what the WEF want you to believe.

“Robbie will now be accountable for all First Team affairs and judged solely on results.” I’m looking forward to that bit

Don’t give a fvck, I won’t be watching the shit show.

Avianca is affectionately called Avinunca in Colombia. Nunca - the Spanish for ‘never’.

FTFY

Let's be honest - the chances of Potter ever coming to this ongoing shitshow of a club bordered on zero all along. What is there at KPFC for him? No money, broken squad, twat of a DoF, playboy boss who hasn't got a grip, admin who've lost control of finances, points deduction, disaffected fanbase where discontent is going to rise massively this season...and being expected to play Marescaball, which increasingly bored the tits off everyone. The KPFC clown car arrives in the Prem and all the wheels have fallen off. What a surprise.

Surprise surfvckingprise

Saw it at the beginning with the documentary, with him storming into the changing room to issue his instructions and comments over the manager.

Fabrizio Romano deleting his tweet and reposting a vaguer older one 😂 Cooper becoming the hot candidate 😂 King Power charging a fortune for Cooperball 😂 Romano uses the same language as psychics/ghost hunters/tarot and ouija board readers. You’d be better off believing the words of a newspaper horoscope.

Maybe - just maybe - if you’d got off your arse and properly kicked off about fans issues in the past instead of bunkering down behind you “only for the members” bullshit we wouldn’t be at this point. Spineless, supine, waste of fvcking space. Fvck your open letters.

I’ve stopped commenting because I don’t reckon it’s my place to anymore. I quit going because of the membership scheme, Rodgers, the lack of communication, the lack of respect accorded to fans, the lack of a safe standing area, the lack of support for the singing section, the barriers put in the way of the TIFOs, the absence of general sale and the price of tickets. Life goes on without LCFC - but King Power can still suck my salty balls.

Bye bye Magic Grampy

I liked that and then was all - Hey! You what now?!