Daggers

You’ve not said how good your fax skills are. When was the last fax machine operating course you attended? Was it certified? Also, how are you at conducting internal reviews into systemic failure?

A review of what went wrong conducted by Whelan and Rudkin that, amazingly, found that Whelan and Rudkin should remain in post - rubber stamped by the billionaire boy who is more preoccupied with having a great time and spat the dummy when people blamed him for not sacking Rodgers. We haven’t changed a bit - except for competent staff leaving as they can’t continue to work with the wholesale incompetence in the upper management. I’ve been calling for them all to go for a couple of seasons - nothing I’ve seen this season changes my mind.

Rudkin is the kind of guy who leaves his office in the 85th minute on transfer deadline day

Lest ye forget

The whole bollocks about needing to sell a player is such bullshit. I can’t believe how many times this has been repeated in this thread. The money involved in this is peanuts compared to other transfers - there’s no excuse. This has failed to happen for a simple reason, the recruitment team are ****wits. Susan is a ****wit. Top is a ****wit. You have enough money in the casino you go on a winning run now and then…but ultimately reality hits.

*whole month minus some Rudkin fun with ladyboys

Another window and we fail to farm him out by subbing his wages and save money. Farcical.

ShitshowFC.co.uk is available in case the club wants to rebrand

Me and alcohol, eh. A lifetime of disappointed sexual partners.

😂 Clown club

*shot

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What is wrong with you people? Do you not even bother looking at the memes? 😂

VoiceOver: He isn’t.

Rudkin working out the fax instructions

You wouldn’t believe how much difficulty I have passing this argument passed the wife when I buy a new power tool for the garage.

What is the flight number of his plane?

The last thing this forum needs is happy talk

Some might say I do the Lord’s work, I couldn’t possibly comment.

*gives up playing and drinks the rest of the tequila bottle

*takes another shot of tequila

And pointless recycled memes. Don’t forget them.