Daggers

Jon suddenly realised there might be a problem with giving his fax machine away as a wedding gift.

Higher you go, the less air there is. Less air - less air pressure. Less air pressure - less upthrust on the wing. Lighter planes require less force keeping them in the air.

Invariably, Pearson only had a plan for half of the match. It wouldn’t be till the second 45 we’d get on with winning things. Which is why there should be half a massive gold statue of him thumping a wolf outside the ground.

I see it clear as day in my mind

That’s all women have ever said to me for as long as I can remember.

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Cousin Dennis is buried in Raj’s back garden.

And that’s her “I’m not going to enjoy this and you can’t make me” face.

It isn’t so. During the great escape, all matches had tickets available for general sale. People were there because they wanted to be there, not because they hoped to have a photo of a moment at some point in the future for their Insta. The people who proliferate now are like the cockends here having a pop at UFS. Thick, ignorant chubby little white men, dripping with their sense of entitlement and right to free speech. My experience is they are all those types who do their own research on the internet. We always used to have cvnts attending games, now we specialise in them. The problem is not the style of play. The problem is that all these cvnts got season tickets after we won the Prem.

That’s the only thing they’re treading water for, the instagram moment. Great fans.

Well if that doesn’t prove general sale doesn’t work then I don’t know what does.

If only we put games to bed

Matchday thread wouldn’t have it any other way.

Clearly playing to attract a move

Well then, yeh, education isn’t that.

It’s not often I read a post and go, that’s bang on that is. This is one of those posts. 👏

Can’t remember the last time I saw a rag and bone man and horse

Quit it with the bloody avocado, Laura, FFS. It’s how the rest of us cope.

Define ‘successful’. If the answer is ‘grade’, then I’m just going to point out that isn’t the point of education either.

Its tru doh.