Daggers

He meant, surround yourself with whingers

Education is more than getting a job, it broadens the mind and improves thinking skills

A Guanciale?

Ranieri?

Ask @Raj to show you his.

You sidle up to her, give her some spiel, charge her a lot of money, and send her away with feelings of regret and remorse?

Joys of being self employed: waiting till midnight for an official comment from Sunak and assorted ministers. Dicks. So my working day that began at 9 yesterday morning is finally ending at almost 3am. I’m going to be one cranky ****er all Monday.

I H A V E M E T F I N N E R S A N D H E T A L K S L I K E T H I S.

A total package of £20m? The Athletic isn’t even trying.

At least he’s not in Casualty

The transfer threads are the best threads on the forum Few taking themselves seriously, next to no one claiming they have the answer - and they seem to upset everyone without a sense of humour.

The Athletic is struggling to boost its subscriber base even when it gives it away for next to nothing is as good as I’ve got.

So, half a million for a player they own - plus two million if we want to keep him when they no longer own him to sell. That figures.

I don't "campaign" for anything. I don't need to take advantage of general sale to prove it works because...get this...that's how football ticket sales always used to happen.

You're wrong. The club did almost no promotion of the fact that the tickets were on general sale, and people like me aren't going to support a pathetic trial sale period when there should be a) no membership scheme and b) all tickets should be on general sale at reasonable prices.

Thanks for your input, Susan.

Called it.

I'm sure Hamza will prove himself to be a driving force to win the day.

No. No you can’t.