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Think about those of us unable to watch the match because we're abusing the free bar in a Frankfurt airport lounge. Currently on pint 7 with an hour before boarding.

It's got to the point that you need doctors to produce their qualifications before they save your life. Thank you for the serious conversation, I've been troubled by the flippant attitudes on here of late.

I don't think he's a fox either.

I'm not sure calling it Warsaw was ever meant to be funny. It's just a term of reference.

Describes moving through my doorway into the house perfectly.

By the time you get pulled for the fourth security check I'm starting to lose my world famed humour and bonhomme. Luckily, the weissebier in the lounge at Frankfurt is blindingly good.

Can't say we aren't signing players, shame they're returning from extended periods not playing

How come Colin got to vote 85 times?

The player tunnel should be like this - only with Pearson's face.

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I wish my wife had a cheat code.

Especially in a rubber mask.

And they're always finished at 3pm. And they don't bother with homework these days. And they don't wear suits like we all have to. And they always say 'at the end of the day, little Thomas or whatever is a special child who has difficulty making friends' at parents evenings. And they all get £58 million so a website I'm not naming said.

Fvck me. Landed a whopping big crying one despite flagging the bait. 😂 Must be a lull between important meetings.

You should go to the places where they don't charge you for the room by the hour.

I think pen pushers are fair game because they are social inadequates, feverishly slaving to prove their worth while being consumed with bitterness because they are neither popular nor respected.

Old meme

Is it? Must admit I'm pretty tuned out to everything back home at the moment unless it's non-league news

IST staff - "No sir, you have to [very long line] go there" Me: "Nope. Express. Priority. Business." IST staff - "No sir, for Turkish only." Me: "Nope. Express. Priority. Business." This exchange repeated for almost the length of time it would have taken to go through normal customs until a nice lady in a proper uniform scanned my boarding card and waved us through. The lounges at IST are phenomenal. Huge range of freshly cooked food, massive wine selection - most of which is completely pucker. Striking building made all the more impressive with a couple of breakfast champers lubricating things. I'd say I love the travelling as much as the destination.

In the immortal words of Joe Strummer, I'm so bored of the USA.

Very hilly, Istanbul. Very meat on a stick. Very Colombian time too. There should be something called a "Turkish promise", because we've not been given one that wasn't absolute b0llocks. Loved it. Will probably go back.

Isn't this over yet? Seems like it's been going on forever.

Electricity and water make a reasonable deterrent