Daggers

Herd them. Hunt them. Let loose the police dogs of war

I've been Laserquesting a couple of times - they deserve damnation . Bloody students.

He's not the escort service you want tonight

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There isn't. It's a trope. There are operational reasons why a deployment acts in a certain way, as in Leeds. Tonight, the police responded in exactly the same way in Sunderland.

Mine closures, is the very short answer.

We're back in the 70s/early 80s, eh. It's utterly depressing.

He said: "I'd really like a job, but unfortunately my skills I acquired after studying for 7 years at medical school have been deemed non-transferable by the school where I applied to be a child's entertainer. Apparently, they didn't like my drag outfit as the skirt was too short. I'm hoping for better luck as I apply to be a ballet dancer next week - now I'm off for a cup of tea and a good natter with my friends. Toodle-pip."

RMT is warning people not to remove the stickers that have been stuck up around railway stations

Don't worry, Mark, I've popped him on my block list and won't be responding to the obvious goading.

An old Nazi has set up a parallel event to Rebellion, line-up consists of a bunch of racist skinhead bands, there was always going to be a ruck this weekend.

Is there a reason universities can't do it privately then? Edinburgh seems to be in a healthy position to self-fund if it needed to do do via loans or investment.

It's what is going to happen when you have had two Tory chancellors who spent money they didn't have and promised money they weren't going to get. We spent £4billion on unusable PPE in the first year of Covid - maybe we should get that cash back to pay for stuff like this?

And the mosque they want to attack in Hartlepools? "the Ahmadiyya Muslim community raised over £25,000 for the Royal British Legion's Poppy Appeal in total" https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/inside-teesside-mosque-how-members-24497452 "cooking around 150 [meals] a week which are delivered to grateful recipients at St Aidan’s Church for their weekly food kitchen" https://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/people/hartlepool-mosque-serves-up-more-than-25000-free-meals-since-outbreak-of-covid-4522487

I can watch idiots getting schooled by dog officers all day.

...but hardly a justification for working to rule. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c72vp774rp3o 25 appointments a day? Hmm. Good luck with carrying public opinion on that one.

Praise Jebus

Cue: what if we build a better world for nothing gif.

Wives aren't going to beat themselves.

Stuff like this will never not be funny

But, in good news, everyone has forgotten all about crossbows, so I can go ahead with my purchase and not worry about taking it to my archery club.

"I'm not a number, I'm a Freeman on the Land (only bound to the laws I have consented to under the Magna Carta)"