Daggers

Been on super strong opiate pain killers for 4-5 months, can't remember how long tbh. I think I'm going through withdrawal. It sucks. Or maybe I should've told the GP I was stopping this weekend.

Worst episode of The Boys ever.

Crawley, this evening. The silent majority of patriots turned up en masse.

Take it back off Ebay.

I commend this as essential background reading too: https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/populationandmigration/internationalmigration/articles/explore50yearsofinternationalmigrationtoandfromtheuk/2016-12-01

Yes, the genre has been done to death…but…

That's a feeble attempt at annoying me. And I very much doubt you are.

At least three of those are @Raj's

Here's a genuine excerpt from my CV: "Have honed my skills to stink the place out and ruin everything for everyone, every time." Not sure why I tell people this tbh.

There's always something to celebrate tbf

As much as the news would cause me to neck a bottle of tequila in celebration and run around the village naked, I fear this is complete nonsense.

What do you think they're hiding? Me? I reckon Rudkin accidentally stabbed Big Sue to death in an argument over where Top should sit for a meeting. Picking up the letter opener, he went to bang it with fury hitherto unseen on the table, but tripped over one of the monks on the floor, flew like a Cambiasso pass through the air, and the letter opener plunged into her ample bosom. Not only did Big Sue have the key to the drinks cabinet and the password to the King Power Microsoft 365 package, she died knowing some other important things - like how to access the bank account. I'm not saying I've seen Rudkin attempting to dress up like Big Sue in order to trick the bank clerk into opening up the account, but it's certainly something I have imagined - and now so have you, you dirty beast. Top has promised to help hide the body, but it needs sneaking out to the stables when a happy crowd is thronged around the club - and the chances of that happening this season are looking slim.er by the day. I believe they've propped her up in one of the concession stands for the time being as no one will be able to tell the difference between her slowly decomposing corpse and the regular matchday service. Yes, that's what I reckon has happened and that's what they're hiding.

It was a golden period - loads off FT used to regulars around the table. Used to laugh a lot. It was ace.

Singh did have an annoying habit of being there an awful lot. It made talking about him very difficult. In the end we used to leave humorous cutting jibes and putdowns written on pieces of paper and stored under a stone outside the back door. Singh's back door, we called it. I used to come into Singh's back door one a weekish; it was always open and welcoming.

Yep. Wouldn't class this as a "legitimate concern about immigration" though, I don't think that's what most mean when they use the phrase. But then the Tories sacked most of the staff processing the claims, so Again, yep. And again not what I believe most call "legitimate concern about immigration". They think they're getting free houses, cars, and £50,000 a year to spend on Amazon while they languish in their personal swimming pools we paid for. And that's what most consider to be a "legitimate concern about immigration". I'd go further - this is pure hatred of Muslims...and, by extension, anyone who looks a bit Muslim...shrouded in a cloak of "legitimate concern about immigration". I can't. I can understand why it exists, it's based in ignorance, an inability to think, and/or a willingness to accept bollocks spouted on social media over what actual real journalists and research organisations say. But I don't understand it by way of thinking it's acceptable or justifiable. And this is the nub of the issue. They don't accept that their votes (or not voting because they're all the same, apparently) have contributed directly to the loss of their services, the worsening of their prospects, and the struggle to find accommodation - combined with the in-affordability of basic essentials if they do have somewhere to live. They want to blame the brown folk for potholes and smaller Mars Bars - it's b0llocks. The facts are simple, we need immigration. A pox on all the political houses who have failed to stand up for this and argue that case. What we also need is investment in infrastructure, the creation of wealth creating opportunities, better education, the fixing of local services (from GPs and dentist to libraries and swimming pools), and finding a way to stop cretins snorting the national output of Colombia on a daily basis.

*argues for concise thread for forum members *fills thread with half a page of arguments 😄

This is going to age like a fish in a ventilation unit.

It's hard to drop your trousers when you go football and pubs as Rocky Horror's Frank N'Furter

Wow! That's Cobblers League 1 prices.

"Wolves are not coming back to the wild in Britain in the foreseeable future, because society is not ready" - Source Shame, because I think they could sort out the current fash problem.

Over 500 nicked so far.

One of the women in Middlesborough was a SEN learning support assistant. The school locked down its Twitter account within seconds of her being identified, they were flooded with messages. Her son was one of the ringleaders of the riot.

We were killed last season by cancelled matches with a fraction coming to rearranged midweek matches.