Daggers

Nice that they've now published the findings of the relegation review though.

Organised by Mark Collett's Patriotic Alternative

I got carded in a booze shop in Miami. They refused to serve me because I couldn't prove my age - I was 40 ffs. The entire state was damned after that.

Oh brilliant. Another one. Cacerolas have been the opposition's only way of protesting the electoral corruption for two decades without being shot dead.

Horses for courses, I guess. Can't say I ever warmed to Florida.

Orlando though? The best bit of Orlando is driving out of it, surely?

Little Owen is taking a right battering this week - and I'm completely there for it Lived in Caracas for three years and I can confidently state that absolutely everything is corrupt, chaotic and in perpetual decline. Everything. But getting votes cast to add up to 136% is some going

Sightseeing is overrated.

"Child abuse images are graded by trained officers who assign them a category based on their content: category A – images involving penetrative sexual activity, sexual activity with an animal or sadism; category B – images involving non-penetrative sexual activity; and category C – other indecent images not falling into categories A or B, but it must not depict any  sexual activity." Source He has been charged with all three. That's not just watching a lad tug his meat online.

Just been attempting to access my NS&I account and had to speak with the NS&I AI bot. Honestly awful experience because it won't listen to anything outside of its narrow parameters.

What's a stamp, grandad?

Beef Wellington is NEVER available.

Ignition barrel is collapsing and the key wouldn't turn yesterday. Nothing I could do fixed it. The AA man did a temp fix at 10 last night. Meant I had to take it to the garage this morning and dump it until they can fit it in. Wife: "Oh that happened to me 5 months ago and I had to get a mechanic to come help me. He said it needed replacing." Me (to the effect of, but not quite so measured): "Don't you think would have been a good thing to share?" Unbelievable! Service Dept guy confirmed that I'm just in warranty period - by 11 days! If anyone ever wants to buy a Jeep, Suzuki or Isuzu - get one from Westaway in Northampton. Service Dept guy is all kinds of awesome.

You could waste hours playing with it, so I have

The Fold 6 has a nifty app where you sketch something and AI transforms it into an image. Now, purely in the interests of science, I attempted to get it to generate images based on two common themes often found on toilet cubicle walls or the inside back cover of a boy's exercise book at school. AI won't do it. ...unless you're clever. Like me.

You're single, aren't you.

Don't know about anyone else, but if someone sent me an unsolicited Cat A image of child abuse I'd probably be on the phone to the police. Cat B and C too come to that.

You have succinctly described my marriage in ten words. Honestly, thanks. I don't think people understand the tone of my posts even after all these years. It's always meant to be jocular, even the sweary stuff, but people will always project their own interpretation. If am actually angry about something I say I'm angry. I'm just here for a good time.

As a physicist who understands the nature of things to decline into entropic disorder and a nihilist who doesn't think anything matters, I'm not the solutions guy for this.

One of the reasons migrants move north...and will only become more of a problem for Europe. And nothing will change because idiots love easy solutions over painful ones. I don't like the protests - I'm buggered if I can think of any alternative to making people stop, think and act.

I wonder what it's like to have your life dictated by hate from the moment you make your eggs and toast to the moment you neck a Horlicks.

Hold my coat.

Siri, show me an repugnant example of white privilege.

He a drug mule?

It's expensive and I don't think you can justify it during these times of financial hardship. Clearly the girlfriend has to go.