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Since 2006.

No. Not that it makes a difference to the innefectiveness of petitions. I do work in one, if that helps

Fortunately, absolutely no one ever gives a shit about petitions.

Less shaven, I know. The world is better with hair.

Absolutely F King Power FC up the bottom.

I too have previously, accidentally posted a video from Shaven Chonky Milfs on here. I know that some may have found it shocking, so I too wish to apologise to the members of FT, my family, and those I met on the naturist beach near Harlech during my last summer holiday - I've let you all down and I feel ashamed and disgusted in myself.

That could've been from my phone

On any other day I'd find this funny. With what it's fuelling today, I just find it desperately sad.

*leaves house*

The kettle is on and I've got cakes.

That's how I felt - but I lost shedloads of respect for him when he threw his weight behind Gillian Keegan and blocked me when I asked him why.

Any idea what it's about for those of us who will never click on a link to The S*n?

Of course.

You can't own more than 5 dildos in Texas. https://www.houstonpress.com/news/opinion-yes-texas-has-a-law-limiting-dildo-ownership-but-not-guns-13497950

That left hand is not tickling.

Given KP have driven me away from the club and left me loathing almost everything about KPFC, I hope everything crashes and burns. The sooner they’re gone from Leicester the better.

I don't think hippos are all that.

No. This thread is not for news, it's for topical events. The kind of topical events that make you go 'ahh' or 'erm' or 'hmm' - and most definitely not 'grr' or '☠️'. And I prefer to think of FT more as Myanmar. There is an escape tunnel to Talking Balls under the kitchen table in the safe house, but don't tell anyone. Typically, no one will pay any attention to what I write and will ruin it for everyone by including news stories. Such is life in Burma.

So, that Justin Timberlake, eh. I see his licence has been suspended for drink driving. Now there's a thing. What a scallywag. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3g0gzprryzo

Net migration was unusually high in 2023, at 685,000 Net migration is expected to fall from current levels in 2024 onwards https://migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/resources/briefings/long-term-international-migration-flows-to-and-from-the-uk/ Facts are important.

I now nothing about cars, don't like talking to the public and hate admin - should I send in my CV?

At least nobody is going to be reporting me this time, eh.