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A disguise is definitely an easy option. The club are nothing short of a disgrace when it comes to ticket reallocation…..

This…. And the sickening thing is how much would he cost? And we’ve spaffed £8m and a player who doesn’t score goals.

Which championship player will Ipswich sign next?

Ordered a new cagoule.

Huk Tua and spit on that thing……………..

Aim to please.

I bet Coopers all time favourite player is Ian Dowie.

Didn’t work when I did it, so she’s got more about her than me!

What, signing the other striker who routinely doesn’t score goals……….

What the? Youre not aware of the Huck Tua girl?

Sad bastards, they need to get a life, I’ve just passed them on the way out after holding a sign for Bilal.

We’re still a big club! KDH moving to Chelsea still shows that players are capable of bettering themselves with us. Players take note of this, and we need to use it to our advantage as a couple of big player sales will do us the world of good!

LOL Flowery twats.

I’m sure he was pretty much done and dusted prior to Coopers arrival, didn’t the rumour's come about whilst Enzo was in charge?

“Money, money, money, we’ve got no money, cus Rudkin spent it all”.

Accidentally put together a decent team.

@fabromano “BREAKING Bilal El Khannouss’s plane has diverted mid air to head to Roma, Roma Hijak the deal, El Khannouss only wants Roma #herewego.

Don’t worry, Ric. Chelsea will sort us out. This is a great signing for them.

He’s currently got one foot! To be fair, long term now we’ve actually got wingers and decent CAM Daka may be presented more opportunities. Daka we know comes alive in the penalty area…. So, potentially could be good for him when he’s back.

That would properly twist my melon. Can’t go into the season with Vardy and Ayew……. One thing you have to have one striker hitting double figures, especially in a relegation battle. But it would be a classic move by us….. sign a bunch of creative players and not sign a striker……….

Tav V Romano.

EL KHANNOUSS DA BA DEE DA BA DIE DA BA DEEEE DA BA DIE DA BA DIE…