To the tune of ‘I Want You To Want Me’ by Letters to Cleo:
Ohhh please can we, please can we, please can we make a signing,
the thought of Amartey and Soyuncu’s ****ing frightening,
we gotta get rid of Bertrand I think he’s dying,
and on the right we only have Perez and Marc Albrighton,
So please can we, please can we, please can we make a signing.