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Have you seen the *gigantic* pay rises awarded to their CEO and CFO? Looks to me like they're trying to goad the government into taking them back into public ownership! Dreadful company. Disastrous decision to privatise our water supply in the first place

Good joke. I am however completely unsure if this ridiculous scene is real or fake!

Not sure this is necessary. Given his reported diet, don't imagine Trump's bowels are in the best of order. His name is probably apt

Thought I was going to really like this one, but I don't. It's a weird hotchpotch of retro badges, minging sponsors and clashing colours. Entirely subjective though! Reminds me of an 80s/90s Liverpool kit

If we couldn't afford Kone last year, struggle to see us ponying up for Tolaj Ings feels a good fit for our current situation, provided 1 year deal only. He'll bag if he's fit

ITV are rank

Tuchel spots problems and implements innovative solutions. Very smart guy

The ball swerved viciously on the Norwegian GK. Superb hit from Rogers

Nah he is following England with fervent passion. Repressed Englishman

Tuchel's in game management is superb

Bellingham obviously MoM, but Anderson has also been great today

Spence doing very well again

Think Jude was more concerned about getting a yellow for diving!

Pickford needs dropping if we make it through

Ouch