Mike1983

Souttar is shit compared to Faes, lets not exaggerate here. Faes is prem level when he can be bothered, the problem is that at least 50% of the time he's a complete calamity.

These are a good side tbf.

Fatawu struggling against prem level defenders.

Ayew wearing gloves, our very own Neymar.

Hold on... We’re all certified data analysts here with a wealth of sports knowledge.

We look very chaotic

We play better when we're a goal or two down. Maybe that's our problem?

Both our fullbacks look toast.

It really should be 1-2 to Forest - that one save from Mads was practically a 95% goal chance.

Fawatu looks dizzy, he seems off today.

Don't park the bus now

That famous Danish star jump. Learned from the best... Danny Ward.

Premier League legend Jamie Vardy. FU Gary Neville absolute knob!

I noticed it, very poor ball control.

Yes we are like Real Madrid, we always find a way. FOXES NEVER QUIT

crap

Big Wes my man.

If we stay up, selling him would be a mistake, assuming he wants to stay, of course. Top class all rounder.

Henderson or Ward. God help the Wales national team.

"When Abdul is in that mood..." Yup, exactly. When he's in the zone, he's unstoppable. We saw it time and again last season how he tore through fullbacks.

I generally agree with this, but I do think you're not giving him enough credit for the fighting spirit and sense of urgency we definitely seem to have improved on. I disagree with those claiming Fatawu should be a clear starter based on his outstanding performance yesterday. Football isn’t that straightforward, had he started, there’s no guarantee he'd have made the same impact. Ayew was pretty poor up until the goal, but when you pop up with a late winner like that, all’s forgiven. Credit to Cooper for making the subs at the right time.

The issue I have with Cooper is that we consistently botch the first half and only show fight in the second when our backs are against the wall. The Bournemouth game being the one exception. I’ll give him credit for at least getting us to show some fight, which is more than we saw with Enzo or Brendan towards the end.

He's the real deal. Top quality. Superb signing by Rudders.

With all the flak Cooper's getting, he could just start Danny Ward and Luke Thomas in the next game, just to watch the meltdown and give the fans the ultimate middle finger.

The only thing I’m certain of this season is that Everton won’t get relegated. They could slap them with another points deduction, and they’d still breeze through it. Survival instinct of a cockroach is their DNA.