James and his giant peach

This aged well

He has been in USA and only just got back, so surely he should have been rested in the first game and then played in this one? Very odd.

Eskinazi is absolute shite this season. Just been bowled by a fvcking part timer. Why is Ben Green at 3 it's not a t20 game.

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Yeah I would guess Carr and Evans Wing Hutchinson ST, Chaplin number 10 ahead of Hamza and Neale

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Cheers, I did think it wouldn't matter too much, he's 19 so the option is there.

Strange strange line up. I get that it's just a season work out but the bench is very strong and Faeces and Souttar playing is next to pointless as they won't be here come the end of August. Looking forward to seeing Chaplin, and Carr has looked very promising so far.

Camels always spit

Good news in that we need these owners out. They've obviously actively been looking to sell. The rat has took us down two leagues now wants to fvck off and leave the mess for someone else and focus on playing polo in his sunglasses.

Just a quick question. Buying the new shirt for my lad, if I choose NOT to have bia Saigon does that count as personalisation and therefore couldn't get a refund, or would I need to have that shit on the sleeve in order to get a refund or wouldn't it matter either way? Just incase it's the wrong size etc.

Never ever in a million years worth anywhere near 20m. We sold KDH and with that money for him bought Skipp and Area. Whoevers decision that was should have been done for war crimes. He's barely a championship player let alone prem standard, it was a shocking Akinbiyi like deal. He doesn't score or assist, he ain't fast or strong he has pretty much zero stand out attributes and yet we paid that for him. It's not his fault and he does at least put effort in but if we think we are getting even half what we paid we are deluded. Either stuck with him or take a huge loss. I'd just let him go in loan and only pay a bit of his wages personally. I'd rather Braybrooke, Page and Alves were ahead of him in midfield.

That Dawson run out changed the game, he was smashing it everywhere. Then, the others needed to get Weatherley on strike but played daft shits to get out. Northants bowled brilliantly in both games and deserved it. Can't stand Willey puller though.

Love Sonny Baker. Reminds me of Darren Gough. Every ball is an effort vall, gets above 90 mph, he's a difference maker, could be England's Brett Lee. Hampshire will win this I reckon. Northants screwed up from that start, should have got at least 180.

Look at Will Jacks, how he got out and Joe's reaction. It said it all. He was really pissed off. What are you taking risks like that just bat through and win the game. If Atkinson had gone straight the way we would have been in real trouble because Jacks, who was in and set, threw his wicket away.

The problem is, there's literally no one either anywhere as near as good as Joe Root, or crucially, with the same mentality. No one else has the patience to bat all day or all through an innings. God knows what will happen when he retires. Great to win and set up Lord's as the decider, but made hard work of what should have been a comfortable chase.

Why would he want to come back down two divisions? Played a fairly big part in getting them promoted with a few goals in the run in.

Maybe he's going to put his head through a door at seagrave and shout Heeeeeeeeeres Danny!

Can't imagine he is on much, he was with them in League One on their rise.

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Good signing. Exactly the kind of deal we need to do. Free transfers, not huge wages, probably too good for this division.

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Spot on. They all looked like they didn't know where they were playing or what they were doingm. Let's put Burn on to head it, let's go 5 at the back, etc etc it was a horrid last half hour, got what they deserved.

This is on Tuchel one million per cent. Shut up shop after 60 minutes, handed the initiative, messed around with the formation and team multiple times and made us way way too defensive. We played ok for 60 mins and they were dogshit but WE changed the momentum backwards. Also, they put ball after ball of quality in the box. We did that once and scored, but all other opportunities were awful. We just do the same at every tournament, flatter to receive, come up short and ultimately not be brave enough. Manager bottled it.

Shambles. Nearly every loss has been a landslide and the wins we did get were scraped. Terrible campaign.