urban.spaceman

We’ve won League One, the Championship twice, the Premier League, the FA Cup and the Community Shield since one of the “big six” last won a trophy. As far as I’m concerned the Premier League has absolutely no legitimacy.

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Tories are threatening us with a good time again.

He was on his way to Morrisons.

She turned the kids against him apparently.

Have loathed them since 1997 and yet we’ve been a constant ****ing supply line for the last 8 years. This has to stop. They’re absolute parasites.

Apologies, only got sweary about it because he's a ****.

Here's one of his intergalactically dense followers trying to make it clear the Islington North voters that he's no long the Labour candidate:

The stupid **** put his leaflets out in Labour colours and forgot to make it clear that he was an independent. ****.

I've seen what the Tories have achieved destroyed in the last fourteen years and I've seen what Labour are hoping to achieve in the long term. I'll quite happily, proudly take my chances with Labour.

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She could easily please a lot of people with those skills.

Labour will inherit the worst everything on record, they’ll need time to course correct. Just getting these evil bastards out is a good start. Pushing the ***** into 3rd place would be the best possible scenario.

The next week is going to see far worse stuff than this:

It was quite telling that in the spin room thing afterwards, he said he was concerned about inheritance tax.

I think people need to go back and watch Starmer's first conference speech which was made in a small room during lockdown. I think he wants to be a radical PM. He's been pretty consistent on his values and what he wants to achieve. The details and timescales have had to change purely because the Tories have been in full on destruction mode, quite literally trashing the country just to make things even harder for Labour and give themselves a chance of getting back in. I'm not saying he's perfect or a saviour or whatever.

Was it this: -4° ? Because you might have been dreaming of someone on the loo.

We're not even poor. We were one of the top 20 richest clubs in the world between 2016-2022. Our relegation and current status is as artificial as Manchester City's position over the last 15 years.

More to the point why is she dressed up like she's in East 17?