Officer Doofy

We are officially the most tinpot football club in England.............including Reading

I'm sick and tired of it being devalued and made gimmicky by the club referring to it as 5000/1 title. We won the ****ing league off our own backs by being the absolute bollocks. We don't need to link it to the gambling industry and make ourselves look cheap and tacky. **** off

I suppose it's nice to look on the positive side of things rather than be miserable shit all the time?

Almost 100% pure unadulterated raging bull bollocks

Rather than a genuine full review of of how we got here and an acceptance of the deep neglect by leadership, Top and Rudkin have released this little snippet of fake news. As we were

It's too hot here so might go to Menorca next month

The club rep will just be doom scrolling on their phone so I wouldn't worry too much

Leicester can't sustain anything good. Seriously sad times

Unfortunately we've been so heavily devalued that he is exactly who we will get. He buys previously successful brands that have been ran into the ground by stagnant, inflexible owners. Nobody more obvious than us.

The only way his season could get worse

Dog shit

Sorry but it's absolutely shit and way below standard Boring and brainless at the same time

Why should people pay good money to support a terribly thrown together event? I think people have been ripped off enough by the club this season without expectation to stump up yet again. It's getting the numbers it deserves

1 boundary on 22 balls before those last two 4s Horrific

We absolutely love serving up shit to a big home crowd

Jesus Christ these shots Not even having a swing with 6 in the shed

She once appeared in the background on MOTD in 2017 so it qualifies Lovely Jan

Vampire bank should be there

its £25 and was £20 which I personally see absolutely no issue with. I would much rather be down there in person in this lovely weather watching live cricket than sat inside watching a shitty Youtube stream but each to their own

Should be a massive gate for the county tonight. You can't ask for better weather and a Friday night home game to kick things off

Is the most important figure in the clubs entire history not coming? Mr Nick De Marco

If he's actually any good at spying why the **** would he come here?

This will be more fun than watching any of our actual games this season.

This thread is undoubtedly better than the event itself.

A player I had forgotten I even knew existed. Setting Belgium alight