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Hmmm, so who did you meet when you were 43?!

Sorry to hear about your dog.

Is her Dad loaded?

Don't choose anywhere close to the A47 then, unless you want to be stuck in traffic endlessly. Not all of Norfolk/Suffolk is traffic-free, far from it!

Didn't Una/MTWG/Scouse (can't remember which, sure it was one of them!) tell you to stop faffing around and get one with telling her how you felt? Listen to advice!

You'd be ok with me undertaking, wouldn't you?

Fiat 500 drivers, in their stupid little Noddy cars. Most see to have as many brain cells as Noddy too. Oh, and if they have bloody flowers painted on their 'toy' cars (or eyelashes, as I saw the other day) they do deserve to have me drive straight through them.

Cinnamon flavoured Jelly Beans. The coffee ones are nearly as bad.

Put him on ignore if he bothers you that much.

Just discovered a dead bird behind a box in a spare bedroom. Fairly sure it's been there since Wednesday... yes, in this heat. Starting to smell.

Car mats?

Sadly it's too hot to take advantage of the tennis court, even though I should given that it's Wimbledon fortnight.

Having an Aga in this heat - the kitchen's like a sauna!

I'm so jealous of anyone going to Latitude this year.

They'd still get in through the vents.

I was wondering what happened to RooFox the other day, too.

I haven't banned you yet - I'm waiting until I'm really pissed off.

Banned.

It's true. Yes, they did. I'm not telling!

I still have the record for the most posts in the What Grinds My Gears thread. Mind you, I'm second in the What Floats My Boat thread... make of that what you will

Brief the landlord ahead of time - they're good at remembering stuff like that

Loo rolls. More precisely, new loo rolls where the end is so well stuck down that you have to try and chisel your way through several layers to actually be able to start the roll. Invariably with the posh quilted ones this results in tiny, tatty bits of loo roll scattered all over the floor.

Started watching a programme on puppy farming. I had to turn it off