AoWW

When I was at Uni in Leicester my flatmate rang me in hysterics saying she'd had an accident and could I go and get her. She was in such a state the only thing she could tell me was that she was near some traffic lights! Didn't help to narrow down her location, tbh!

But hopefully the guy was ok?

Does that mean your jokes will improve?

You're clearly not a woman.

You can buy shoe stretch stuff from shoe shops, that helps them to fit more comfortably. It's basically a foam that you squirt on the bits of the shoes that are tight, then you walk round in them for a while (feels a bit gross) until the leather 'gives'.

Hmm, scary, but good fun!

Ofsted. Sometimes I hate my job with a passion. Massively sleep deprived.

So sorry to hear that.

We're not playing that game anymore!

You're just jealous

I just found a Goldbear in my bed

Try to sound a bit more sympathetic and compassionate?

Webbo will sort you out

Word

I've always found Nurofen + to be the best thing to take post dental surgery. You need the codeine (for pain) and well as the ibuprofen (to reduce inflammation). You really shouldn't take it for more than 4 days, though.

Hope it all works out for you both. No, you really can't.

Did you have to google the lyrics?

Not the Astra.

or licked into shape

You haven't deleted me... Well, not yet anyway!

Blame Trav

I don't know what you mean.

Astonishing. You'll be telling us you prefer Fortnum & Mason to Lidl, next!

You've really no idea!