Trav Le Bleu

So you're saying we should keep Kristiansen?

I think it's a bit of a damp squid personally.

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Yes, just to hear fans talking about Ya gorra teribul coff

Do my eyes deceive me? Pabs is back! *Puts arguing hat on*

**** you, he won't do what you tell him.

So you're not a science communicator? No more of your mumbo-jumbo heat world theory and kowtow-beniceyniceyness then!

Cricket ground.

You mean .... not Sheffield?

Sticks and stones, etc What baffles me is that we live in a world full of CCTV, mobile phones, invisible laser beams... and yet it's easier to nick stuff and get away with it. Then you have the enormous amount of money that speed cameras raise, money that 30 years ago needed to be obtained by PCs actually going out and catching people speeding and yet we don't have the funds to have enough police. How does that work? When speed cameras were introduced, it was to free up officers so they could be dealing with more serious crime. Well that's not happened, so where's the money gone? Seems like the police concentrate on "easy" crime so that the data figures look good (a plague for almost all big businesses these days).

Nah. If you can be replaced by a machine/robot/computer, you will be. We're building a technocracy where those who have the machines (read "money") have the power... and more money. Until they've got so much money that no one can give them money, then what happens?

It is weird though how a lot of people who don't want immigrants are also against sending aid abroad. The whole reason we have immigration problems is lack of resources in foreign lands. You (plural, not you Jon) call Britain 'broken'? How very myopic! Cast your view around the world. Of course, a lot of said aid is misused by corrupt governments (and again, people call our politicians corrupt ), but it just shows the size of the problem. Short of sticking warships in the Channel... but then they'd come via Ireland or across the North Sea. Maybe we should have an amount of pride that so many people see us as a good place to come? I dunno, it's a massive problem, difficult to solve, mainly because self-interest trumps cooperation. P.S. The English language really needs a you plural/impersonal like just about every other language. Would solve a lot of misunderstandings.

Champions League?

They'll sort immigration out though. By making sure no one wants to come here.

This is more about people who didn't try or were disruptive rather than not very good. To be fair, we've had worse than Nick.

Good call

Top bloke Nicky Platnauer - won't hear him maligned.

Brown and Mills in central defence. Savage ahead of Lewis. Yakubu "all he does is score goals!" instead of Ghezzal. Managed by Brian "Judas" Little. I know we've had much worse managers than him, but he really left under a cloud, considering his relative success.

You do realise you've now told a mainly male online forum that you have pert, firm tits?

Sleep on the left side, then.

But immigrants!?!?

I'm curious. In what way were they less than satisfactory?

I don't know, but last night I dreamt I was eating a pillow and when I woke up, my giant marshmallow was gone!

Moist Great word, isn't it?

You're fooling yourself!