SuperMike

Unlikeable bunch, you say !!!! Got me thinking about the last 3 or so seasons - has there EVER been a team that could match this one for 'fan-hate' : Ward Thomas Coady Vestegaard Faes Kristianson Winks Soumare Edouard Ayew Daka subs: Many! would probably include Chowdray, Skipp, Aribo and even Okoli, Mavadidi etc etc etc!!!! Where do LCFC manage to find them?!

As usual!

What does a good season look like? .....Dunno ......Forgotten!

In an effort to get 'on-side' with their fans, The board of Leicester City appoint the man who the majority of fans have stated would be the very worst possible choice. Hmmm - that makes a lot of sense!!

We can look forward to 74% possession under the skilled guidance of Russell Martin. .....NIL goals from our strikers (.... er, durrrr, we forgot to sign any)(again) .....and a third consecutive relegation to, once again, put us in the record books.

Yup! When I see those names I shudder too!! ....and to think we'll have the pleasure of watching European soccer on TV with such esteemed names as BRIGHTON - BOURNEMOUTH - SUNDERLAND and CRYSTAL PALACE! Wow! But at least we'll be able to see us pit our wits against such footballing giants as Stevenage, Burton and Bromley! CAN'T WAIT 🤔

£6.50 and a Mars Bar. They wuz robbed!

".... Right lads, and you Tonda, sir, listen up.... I've had a right good look at Leicester at this out-of-this-world training ground called Seegrove or some such. I tried to work out their tactics - but they didn't seem to have any. I tried to guage their fitness, but couldn't - they just didn't seem to move much. I couldn't work out their attitude or drive - they had none of that either. So I reckon you should have a bit of a relax for the first hour or so and, as long as they've only scored 3 or 4 ...... easy victory!! Enjoy!.... "

Mebee it wasn't his dog being walked around Seagrave. Was it a really, really well disguised spy??!

World class what? Boubakery Soumaré. A world class ****

Buddha ???

Best to sit at home.... ....less painful.

Selection criteria should be: anyone tough enough to punch their way out of a paper bag will be up for consideration. ....trouble is, The EFL might get a bit antsy if we name a side with only three players!

Hate it that it's called League 1. It's The THIRD DIVISION. it's always been The THIRD DIVISION . and will always be The THIRD DIVISION. Not that it will matter soon. (We'll be in the fourth division by 2027)!

HANG ON A MINUTE!! WE HAVE A SET-PIECE COACH??? NAH - U'R WINDING ME UP! IF WE DO EMPLOY SOMEONE IN THIS ROLE (??) AND HE GETS PAID BY RESULTS... .....WE SHOULD BE SENDING HIM AN INVOICE EVERY WEEK, NOT A B***** WAGE PACKET. Pathetic.