Trav Le Bleu

Kids wearing hoodies and parkas in weather like this, and warmer, cos they're baaaaaaaad. Makes you look like a mummy's boy who can't catch a chill.

They won't have anyone left! Edit: just noticed this works on two levels.

I thought that said 51st Slaters.

Hmmm, wonder what the date is.

Firefly or Blade Runner?

Now we can be crap to each other in space!

Maybe she just likes seamen?

I can't help but think of the old "how does a whale get pregnant?" joke.

Doesn't matter. Just one nuke in the air is the end of the world anyway, alliances or no.

I'll never top my Leicestershire Whaling Fleet documentary I did on Regen Radio.

Leicester First Option For Dutch Prodigy "The eighteen year old striker is keen to join the Foxes in a move that he describes as 'exciting and inspiring'. Last season, playing for Germany third tier team Dusnartec East, he scored a new record for a teenager of 25 goals, in only 30 appearances, many from the bench. East's manager, Forfartu Vormashon, called him, 'a versatile, keen youngster with a promising future, who will surely go on to greater things.' Leicester City currently lie 22nd in the English Championship, but are still in contention for a playoff place." I'm hopeful this could be the one. COYB!

OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!!!!

Also... In before the lock! (I'm gonna call it right some time.)

Get a room you two! One of you can wear your environmentally friendly, hemp nightie, made by the workers of a self-elective commune in an elven glade (free in the Guardian this week!) and the other can rub themselves down with baby seal blubber and petroleum extract lube from an industrial plant in Dusseldorf, tested on rabbits (as given away with the Mail yesterday) You see, it takes all sorts to make... well, I don't know what you'd make... Some kind of mutant, double-headed, hideous fusion of Kristi Norm and Greta Thunberg... Gresti Normberg... sprawling on the floor leaving a venomous trail of slime, both hating and loving itself whilst muttering, "please, please... for the love of god ... kill me ... I... must ... die." Look, all I'm saying is... are love and hate so very different? Think on that. No, really think. Deeply meditate and come to a comprehension of union. Without ying, there cannot be yang. @worthosoriginals, you are the Ike to @Tommy G's Tina, the Mao Zedong to his Mussolini, the red Leicester to his veiny blue stilton. You both contrast and yet compliment each other. You are both together and you are both loved. Reach inside and find that inner peace, that neither Donald, nor Keir, nor Nigel, nor Jeremy can take away from either of you. We are the world; we are the children. Get that tension out. I know you're going to thank me in the morning.

Don't worry, they'll look at your posts in here and you won't be allowed.

I could give him a run for his money.

Was it a no. 1 or a no. 2?

Your problem there is that you're being sensible.

That is hilarious!

You see in sci-fi these future worlds such as Coruscant, Traitor or Gedi Prime and it's never explained where they get their water from or how the air is produced, given no seas or forests. It's impossible to survive without nature. NB, for the nerds out there, I'm aware that Coruscant is not a future world.

It's bizarre. I keep thinking you're some kind of Jekyll and Hyde.

I get you and @AKCJ mixed up all the time. Sort it out!

I think you're right.