Trav Le Bleu

Love Carcassonne. Unfortunately I bought so many of the mini expansions that it all became a bit muddled and massive

I got Hinckley into the Champions League. Can I manage Barca please?

2031

A world without Root, Arcs, Star Wars Rebellion, Wingspan and Flamme Rouge is unbearable.

My first computer had less memory than most gifs use. Spectrum 48 Amiga 500 Atari ST Amiga 1200 486 processor PC Playstation Pentium 75 PC Dreamcast Playstation 2 Pentium 133 PC Playstation 3 Nintendo Wii Dual core PC Playstation 4 Quad-Core PC

I personally think it's eternity that's scary. Being dead forever, that's it - scary. Being immortal - also scary. I think if you could be hibernated for 50-100 years then wake up for 20-30... Best of both worlds

In before the lock!

Book your ticket to Caracas now! Flatterers out in force to fill Trump’s head with Venezuelan statue dreams | Donald Trump | The Guardian https://share.google/GUSFJPLZvFv2bqviP I'm of the opinion that the main difference between Putin and Trump is that Putin realises that he isn't popular in nations he attacks.

Or can you?

Our aircraft carriers are rubbish though.

Especially if your initials are DJT.

I'm not sure about contractual agreement, but it's frequently very dumb. We have to deliver garage door leaflets, or patio door leaflets to people who live in flats. A couple of weeks ago I was delivering Always sanitary towel leaflets to a street that was all warden assisted living for people over 60. This next one is one out of the "you couldn't make it up" textbook. In Hinckley, and I'd be interested to hear from anyone who lives in Hinckley, they are trialing a service where we're delivering Aldi catalogues and we have to knock the door and essentially say, "this is your new Aldi catalogue, with all these great special offers in." It sounds insane, but I've asked management and apparently it's true. Royal Mail would get us to do anything if you give them enough money. What next? Merging with Deliveroo and picking up your Egg-fried chicken rice as we pass the Chinese takeaway? All Special Deliveries presented on a silver platter with a triumphal fanfare? We could even do funerals. Six posties turn up and carry your loved one's coffin off into a van, to then be chucked over someone's garden gate.

I hate delivering leaflets

I guess in the 60s nobody thought, "let's restore this, people might come to see it and bring ££££ to the city."

We should just be thankful it's not cordyceps. An unstoppable mushroom is tearing through North American forests. Fungi enthusiasts are doing damage control https://share.google/AmyARlnD1aCsTv4NJ

I initially read that as 40k and was wondering how big your lawn was

Grew up near here and spent many summer hours fishing for frogs and newts in the ponds amongst dense thickets. Completely unsupervised, easy access into the golf course, no one bothered us. Bliss! If they build across the whole course, this will essentially turn Kirby Muxloe (and possibly Ratby) into just another suburb of Leicester.

First thing this morning, scraping ice off the car windows. Right now, wondering if I should remove my fleece, too hot!

I'm a postie, you can't expect me to get addresses right.

Ooops!

I'm wondering if anyone would like to invest in my new idea for a Cambodian restaurant, Phnom Nom Nom?

Are you saying Trump is Big Boss? Anyway, so long as Death Stranding doesn't come true.

Ah, you watched Dr Strangelove.

For a man who is clearly misogynistic, he seems to give a lot of public roles to much younger, fairly attractive, women.