Trav Le Bleu

I read this and added in this punctuation

I can remember playing football during morning break at school when there was about a foot of snow on the ground. We all turned up for French lessons soaking wet and shivering

F or C?

The X rebranding must be the worst since Insignia. Just watching this story being reported and almost every time the say, "X, which used to be known as Twitter."

I'm annoyed about the English stealing England.

It's the middle of the night, give them a break!

My condolences. I hope and pray it's not Lamby.

Didn't Coventry have a sky blue version of this?

Someone claiming that if Iran harms protestors in Tehran, they will feel the full fury of American wrath. Unlike their own protestors, who just get imprisoned, beaten and (possibly by the time you read this) shot.

Donald F Trump?

I'm confused as to why his avatar is an imperial eagle.

You sure? There's some big rats around these days.

Well that's where you're going wrong. Should use shovel, not a fork.

Seems to be absolutely no gritting in Leicester, even the ring road is covered in snow.

I fear the problem might be more the overhanging eaves.

Fixed so as not to cause any offence and taking a leaf out of LGBTQ+ (Though I've always been confused. Does the + include straight people?)

Professional agitator. What is the pay and hours like?

What is a registration plate for if not to identify lawbreakers so they can be either followed or apprehended later.

Isn't this an urban myth? You need a high powered gun and special ammo I think.

And Barbary Apes. What are the chances?!

Scottish. It's always Scottish. Egyptian swordsman serving in the Spanish royal courts ... Scottish. Irish-American Cop... Scottish Robin Hood... Scottish Etc...

Sam Campbell was on QI this week and was hilarious. Seriously, you make one bad show and people lump in on you.

Trump's a despot! No, Putin's a despot! No, Farage is a despot! Can't we all just agree... No one likes Starmer.

I don't. Not because they'd be cold, but because I find RM uniform shorts really uncomfortable. Very restrictive.

That would be hilarious.